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Grey squirrels are rodents!

 

Grey squirrels are rodents... Uk is a squirrel, therefore... (complete the sentence yourself).

 

 

On a pedantic point, "rodent" doesn't mean "nasty", not just grey squirrels are rodents by definition, the whole genus is. Plenty more in the category too. Beavers, chipmunks, rats, etc... anything that gnaws, basically.

 

*end of biology lesson*

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I'm confused because squirrel has recently become fashionable in restaurants again. Obviously they're not going to be killed by lethal injection!

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I will let you all in on a little secret . ..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm really a human....:D

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He's just trying to draw your attention away because talk has turned to squirrel being served in restaurants. Just humour him...

 

Yes, ok UK, you ARE a human:p

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Fruit flies like a banana.

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Will this do?

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I have respect for the RSPCA

 

I don't - they're useless when it comes to really protecting animals that need it.

 

I called them about three dogs that were left in a car, in the blazing midday sunshine one summer and all they would say was to call the police as it wasn't an RSPCA matter.

 

The police said they could do nothing unless the dogs died!!!

 

Speechless.

 

 

As for the grey pests - I thought we were supposed to be helping them to decline????

 

I even had a neighbour have a go at me because, by feeding the birds in the winter, I was encouraging the squirrel population!!!

 

What am I supposed to do - stick a ruddy sign up that says "Grey squirrels not served here!"

 

Sheesh!!!

 

:rolleyes:

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I'm not sure that proves anything, but if you know the model I'll be pm'ing you in a minute with my address!!!:D:oops:

 

ps - had to quote it just so we keep the photo going down the page for the ladies:D

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Well obviously i need to stay anonymous, but that pic is close to how i look now.

 

Lexis really. . .:rolleyes:

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OH has just asked why I'm looking at pictures of hunky blokes. You try explaining it's because someone is trying to prove they're not a squirrel:D

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And he believed you ?. . .

 

Ohhhh someone's in trouble now. . .:lol:

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That will do nicely........thankyou!!!! :D

What was this thread about?..........never mind I'll just stay here for a while!!!!! :D

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