Never Take men shopping against their will

[kiptower]

Never Take men shopping against their will

 

 

BANNED FROMK- MART...........

This is why women should not take men shopping against their

will.

 

DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........

 

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her

husband accompany her on her trips toK-Mart.

 

Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping

boring and preferred to get in and get out.

 

Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she

loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from

her local K-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

 

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a

commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and may be

forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.

Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance

cameras.

 

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in

people's carts when they weren't looking.

 

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at

5-minute intervals.

 

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to

the women's restroom.

 

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official

voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

 

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of

M&M's on lay-b y.

 

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a

carpeted area.

 

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and

told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and

blankets from the bedding department.

 

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he

began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

 

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it

as a mirror while he picked his nose.

 

10 November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,

he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

 

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while

loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

 

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his

'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

 

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed

through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

 

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud

speaker, he assumed a foetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE

VOICES AGAIN!'

 

And last, but not least ..

 

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited

awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

 

Regards,K-Mart..

[The GodMother]

hahahaha. Get that in a email a few weeks ago but it was a different american store.

 

May i just point out that 11 cant be a complaint that needs taking seriously i have noticed that a lot of stores are like impossible to get round.

Especially when the old ladys are gossiping in the middle of the centre aisle blocking everyone else and the ques we wont talk about.

 

Now u know why i preffer online shopping.

 

Oh and i also like the tent one but that seems to have changed due to missing the bbq andd susages and burgers.

[mr.ton]

Women are so annoying in the shops...they take ages to decide on an item of clothing, ages to try it on & then decide they dont want it

[vengeancedemon]

And then go back to the first item they saw in the first shop they visited !

Three hours ago.

[sea-sidelady]

Brilliant...!!!

 

Although I must admit doing the "mission impossible" with my sister in Asda at some point. :D

[bazak1]

Hahahaha, superb.

[The GodMother]

Women are so annoying in the shops...they take ages to decide on an item of clothing, ages to try it on & then decide they dont want it

And then go back to the first item they saw in the first shop they visited !

Three hours ago.

 

May i just point out that NOT all women are like this.

 

I have a very limited number of shops to vist where i am that actually have the size clothes i am and clothes i am comfy in. Basically i can count them on one hand.

 

Peacocks,

Asda,

Tescos

 

For Shoes it is mainly Shoe Zone but it can also be stead simpson, which i know are the same company really but hey SS tend to sell the same item at £3 t3o £10 more.

 

For me also i tend to shop on line then go into store find what i want and try it on. It never takes me more than 2 hours, allowing for walking time and traffic lights, to do my clothes shopping in total. May i also point out that the 2 hours includes fitting on queing to by and break for food and drink.