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i actually really need a step ladder.

 

i've lived in my house for 18 months and have never even seen the loft lol.

 

I can do you a deal on some lovely balloons.

 

:D

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Hey folks I've just noticed a rather strange thing. Even though we keep posting messages, the Posts: number under our avatars doesn't alter. Mine is stuck at 718, Hippy you're not moving from 24, Lula 3,095 ...

 

:eek: What the freakin' heck is goin' on here?

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Hey folks I've just noticed a rather strange thing. Even though we keep posting messages, the Posts: number under our avatars doesn't alter. Mine is stuck at 718, Hippy you're not moving from 24, Lula 3,095 ...

 

:eek: What the freakin' heck is goin' on here?

 

Posts in the Bear Garden are not real posts. They do not exist in any meaningful way ...

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Blimey (slaps hand on forehead) I had never noticed that.

 

So, oh great Philosopher does this mean that whatever we say/write in the Bear Garden does not actually exist?

 

I've given this a great deal of thought (at least 5 seconds) and I've concluded that, while they do not exist in any objective fashion, they subsist.

 

I have no idea what the above means, and am going to have another fairy cake while I digest this.

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Another fairy cake? Have a nice cuppa while you're at it. I believe that's what the two great existentialist minds, Jean-Paul Sarte and Simone de Beauvoir used to do of an afternoon at the Cafe de Flore in Paris ... while they pondered the great problems of man's existence... :cool:

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name your price!

 

Gosh, that's quick! What I'm really after is a Noggin the Nog tape, but I'd settle for the Clangers.

 

Or a copy of Jimmy Osmond singing "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool"

 

Now that's class!

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but what is a fly bottle or on the great scheme of things it doesnt matter :Dohhh no im turning into a student at 40 ;)next ill start saying cool and wearing long scarfs :Dxxxkia

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but what is a fly bottle or on the great scheme of things it doesnt matter :Dohhh no im turning into a student at 40 ;)next ill start saying cool and wearing long scarfs :Dxxxkia

 

 

quickly hide scarf lol

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Gosh, that's quick! What I'm really after is a Noggin the Nog tape, but I'd settle for the Clangers.

 

Or a copy of Jimmy Osmond singing "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool"

 

Now that's class!

Here you go: YouTube - Little Jimmy Osmond Long Haired Lover From Liverpool Lyrics

 

:D:D:D:D

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Thank you Robert - and with the lyrics as well. Oh, I'm going to be popular with the neighbours now.

 

:D

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but what is a fly bottle or on the great scheme of things it doesnt matter :Dohhh no im turning into a student at 40 ;)next ill start saying cool and wearing long scarfs :Dxxxkia

 

Just googled it..and it is what is says, thought it was going to be something exciting...yawn

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Just googled it..and it is what is says, thought it was going to be something exciting...yawn

 

Well, don't say I didn't tell you so.

 

:p

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I realise that I talk nonsense. However, I've been looking to improve. I've been made aware that one way to do this is to convert to talking absolute nonsense. In order to do this I need a pair of stilts.

 

Does anybody have a pair they'd be willing to exchange?

 

All serious offers considered.

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stilts no havent sorry got a pogo stick :Dxxxkia

 

It's a nice thought kia. I'd like a pogo stick. Would make my walk to work much more interesting. :D

 

What would you want in exchange?

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some roller blades just one though as i could go a pearler :Dxxxkia

 

I've still got my ice skate?

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