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The top chinese symbol is my name. The other three chinese symbols are the kids names. The middle part is just a design I made up to fill the hole. OH also has the chinese symbol for Scorpio on his other shoulder.

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A veritable nest of scorpions :eek: thank gawd I'm a crab :D

 

lol... I'm a crab too :D born in the year of the Pig. (no comments on that one please lol )

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another silly joke for you guys:-

 

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle, named

Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long Cuddles

discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the

intention of having lunch. The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some

bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back to the

approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one

delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young leopard halts his

attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the

leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching

the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for

protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with

great speed and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills

the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The young leopard is furious at being made a

fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving

canine!" Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am

I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending

she hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says: "Where's that

Bloody Monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!" Moral of this story. Bull****

and brilliance only come with age and experience ! Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will

always overcome youth and skill !

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GETTING OLD

An elderly couple was sitting together, watching their favourite Saturday night

TV program. During one of the commercial breaks, the husband asked his wife: "Whatever

happened to our sexual relations?" After a long thoughtful silence, the wife, during the next

commercial break, replied: "You know, I don't really know--I don't even think we got a

Christmas card from them this year.

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This one maybe a bit too rude ;)

 

John took his new girl to the movies, which they both enjoyed. After the show he asked what she wanted to do. “I want to

get weighed,” she said. He took her to the chemist where the machine said her weight was 7st 8lb. Afterwards she

pouted and sulked for the rest of the evening. When John finally escorted her home, he tried to kiss her at the door, but

she pushed him away, saying, “Go on home, I had a wowsy time”

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i'm fine and doodley-dandy - not venturing into any other threads.....

i've got a bottle of tia maria and loads of smelly bath stuff for my birthday the other day so i know where i'm going...........

 

 

Happy Birthday (for the other day, sorry I missed it)

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A guy walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head and the doctor says,

" Hey you seem to have a problem there."

Then the frog replies, "Yeah, and would you believe it all started as a wart on my ass!"

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