Jump to content


Did Phillip fart?


style="text-align: center;">  

Thread Locked

because no one has posted on it for the last 4732 days.

If you need to add something to this thread then

 

Please click the "Report " link

 

at the bottom of one of the posts.

 

If you want to post a new story then

Please

Start your own new thread

That way you will attract more attention to your story and get more visitors and more help 

 

Thanks

Recommended Posts

This is probably ancient. But for thise of you who haven't seen it. What are your thoughts?

 

Did Phillip Fart?

 

..and he probably does all the time. What the heck, he's almost ninety,

and at that age you don't hold anything back even if you wanted to!

 

The really important question?

Did Philip Fart?

What do you think?

I think this is priceless!!

 

?ui=2&ik=68a9eedc5a&view=att&th=13003b306837d751&attid=0.1&disp=emb&zw

The expressions are priceless!

Look at the Queen's face!

A fart is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song......

A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent, and deadly.

 

A fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while......

A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must never forget.......

Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or....tear to them!

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

I think this image is missing...

Fart.jpg

If in doubt, contact a qualified insured legal professional (or my wife... she knows EVERYTHING)

 

Or send a cheque or postal order payable to Reclaim the Right Ltd.

to

923 Finchley Road London NW11 7PE

 

 

Click here if you fancy an email address that shows you mean business! (only £6 and that will really help CAG)

 

If you can't donate, please use the Internet Search boxes on the CAG pages - these will generate a small but regular income for the site

 

Please also consider using the

C.A.G. Toolbar

Link to post
Share on other sites

That's the image I have put Loccy. Only mine's considerably bigger than yous:wink:

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

(psst you have linked it from your email, only you can see it :p)

If in doubt, contact a qualified insured legal professional (or my wife... she knows EVERYTHING)

 

Or send a cheque or postal order payable to Reclaim the Right Ltd.

to

923 Finchley Road London NW11 7PE

 

 

Click here if you fancy an email address that shows you mean business! (only £6 and that will really help CAG)

 

If you can't donate, please use the Internet Search boxes on the CAG pages - these will generate a small but regular income for the site

 

Please also consider using the

C.A.G. Toolbar

Link to post
Share on other sites

I think this image is missing...

Fart.jpg

 

Lol! :lol:

Life is like an echo, it all returns......The good, the bad, the false, the true......So if you give life the best you have, the best will come back to you.

Link to post
Share on other sites

OOPS!! Thanks Loccy. I actually just copied and pasted it. Maybe I should have pasted it to paint first?

 

I can't believe people still laughed without the image. The image was the whole point of it.:roll:

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

You need to upload it to a photo hosting site - try Tinypic - it's free and easy.

 

Then use the Insert Image icon (the squarish one with the little tree in the middle, next to the email envelope icon) to add the pic to a post.

Link to post
Share on other sites

All this messing about over a questionable royal fart we can't even see or smell:lol:

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

I flew with Ryanair, I am broken hearted.

I paid a pound to use the toilet, but I only farted.

 

Next time I flew, I took a chance.

I saved a quid, but I sh*t me pants:sad:

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

No, you're just too funny anyway SE :lol: When I'm uploading an image, I usually just right click, then go to, "copy image location", then insert it into  image.

Life is like an echo, it all returns......The good, the bad, the false, the true......So if you give life the best you have, the best will come back to you.

Link to post
Share on other sites

  • Recently Browsing   0 Caggers

    • No registered users viewing this page.

  • Have we helped you ...?


×
×
  • Create New...