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Bookie... joking aside... I really feel for you...

 

My mum is Diabetic and has had these 'invasive investigations'... unfortunately last time she ended up in a coma because they didn't moniter her properly!!

 

It was good in the fact that she didn't know what was going on but....it could have gone horribly wrong..:eek:

 

She has got another 'investigation next week.. lets hope they do a better job of it this time..

 

Sincerest..Best wishes..

 

Spam. ;)

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As an aside..

 

I sent her the picolax thread in an email... she thought it was hilarious but fortunately she hadn't had to suffer the indignity of being Inflated in her past experiences so it was a new one to her!!

 

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My sister had that "procedure" a couple of months ago - she didn't find it too bad really (better than she expected) - we had a good laugh about the inflation, and how difficult it is to walk for any distance with your bum cheeks nipped tightly together so you don't make a noise with every step - and the relief when you find somewhere private to "let go".

 

I know you've got a great sense of humour Bookie so I'm look forward to hearing your story afterwards :)

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The last time I had that procedure I got a phone call at home asking

me to return to the hospital straight away. They said....................

 

"You can ave the bog, you Mucky B*****D":-|

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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After inflation:D

 

 

funny-elephant-fart-lights-fire-flatulent-paciderm.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

No seriously, I'll stop it now.

 

 

Hope everything goes OK Bookie;)

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Oh, I've got the leaflet here and I am definitely getting inflated. Like I needed help increasing that area in size... :-|

 

Now remember Bookie... It's not over 'til the fat lady sings. :)

 

 

Do you have any tunes in mind?

 

Trumpet Voluntary? Fanfare for the common man? (An old Emerson Lake and Palmer ditty I believe)

 

Raspberry...sorry Strawberry Fields???

 

16726-Clipart-Picture-Of-An-Orange-Carrot-Mascot-Cartoon-Character-Running-Fast.jpg Bye...:D

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Oh, I am basking in the glow of human kindness here. :mad:

 

Well, here comes the blow-by-blow (if I dare use the expression).

 

I took the 1st sachet 45 mns ago with some trepidation, and then waited.

And waited.

And waited.

About 20 mns later, I felt a bit of a rumble, so I thought: Uh-oh, here we go, so I rushed off to the loo. Apologies for the graphic description, but all I got was a little: "pfffft" and that was it...

And since then, I have still been waiting.

 

Sorry for the lack of excitement, don't want to peak too soon. :rolleyes:

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Don't light a match Bookie.

 

big-fart.jpg

 

 

 

Besides, the Mrs is making curry tonight with left over chicken.

 

 

I'll be in the same boat tomorrow

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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