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At the end of a lot of peoples posts you often see some little quip or joke which may or may not amuse you.

 

As a geek and a tech - I often use the likes of

there are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who dont.....

or

if only you and dead people understand hex - how many people understand hex.....

if you understand those then you are sad.

 

One I saw recently really tickled me

 

If your parachute fails to open, dont worry. You have the rest of your life to sort it out...

 

Anyone see/have/know of any other quirky or funny taglines??

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The fine art of Diplomacy is telling someone to "F**k Off" in such a way, they actually look forward to the journey

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labour.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

And just for Bo :p

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

 

And my own personal favourite

I am Dr. Adewole Aremu- a director with the Union Bank of Nigeria in Lagos - and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of $39,000,000 US Dollars...

HAVE YOU BEEN TREATED UNFAIRLY BY CREDITORS OR DCA's?

 

BEWARE OF CLAIMS MANAGEMENT COMPANIES OFFERING TO WRITE OFF YOUR DEBTS.

 

 

Please note opinions given by rory32 are offered informally as a lay-person in good faith based on personal experience. For legal advice, you must always consult a registered and insured lawyer.

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