Spurs finally win a game ...

[Fred Bassett]

[Mr lex]

:lol:

[ziggy04]

for a minute i thought i'd missed a game ! lol not looking too good is it ? come on you spurs !!!!!!

[Lula]

LOL that was hilarious, I have only ever in my entire life wanted Totland to win 1 game, and that was the game yesterday against the team that I hate most in the world and the useless twonks couldnt even do that right!

[tonycee]

OI Bertie.

 

Button it. Or i send me mates round.:D:D

 

 

[ziggy04]

nice oneTonycee !!!!!

[KJD]

Well, that's really cheered me up :D

 

Link whizzing round the tinternet to all my TH mates as I type. The fact that I'm a Gooner has nothing to do with it :D

 

As I keep telling them, at least living in Southampton means they won't have far to travel to the Spurs V Saints games next season :D

 

That's if Saints are still in the Championship come the end of the season, that is :D

 

Sorry for the over use of .......

[tonycee]

Well, that's really cheered me up :D

 

Link whizzing round the tinternet to all my TH mates as I type. The fact that I'm a Gooner has nothing to do with it :D

 

As I keep telling them, at least living in Southampton means they won't have far to travel to the Spurs V Saints games next season :D

 

That's if Saints are still in the Championship come the end of the season, that is :D

 

Sorry for the over use of .......

 

 

 

I won't bore you with the details, but the kids and dog are offering no support at all and I need to vent. So...

 

BT Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh

British Gas Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Southern Water Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Advantis Credit Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

 

So...On top of winning NOTHING for over 3 years. You have my sympathy.

[KJD]

In the midst of my angst there was a little glimmer of cheer and light!

 

Mind you going by some of the emails I'm getting back after sending the link on, it might mean I've got a few Arghhhhh's to add to my list.

 

Trophies? Who needs trophies?

[Fred Bassett]

Haringey council has blocked Tottenham's plans to build a new ground on Northumberland Park. A town hall source said: "We don't mind having a funfair there once a year, but a circus every fortnight is a bit much."

"I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make 'Tottenham Hotspur Football Club'. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points."

Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Spurs colours. Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.

A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "Tottenham," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone.

Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session, comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking. "It ought to," replies the groundsman. "We put 70 million quid's worth of manure on it every week."

I just went down to the newsagents and bought Tottenham Hotspur magazine. Thank goodness they had porn mags to hide it in.

· What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win? Turns off the Xbox

After leaving San Siro, Jose Mourinho was asked if he was going to help Spurs get out of their slump. He turned around and said, "No way, I ain't that special".

Apparently the entire Tottenham squad have been busy honing their skills playing the computer game Championship Manager. Sadly it seems Juande misunderstood and thinks they want to play for a Championship manager.

What do the Premier League and a cowboy have in common? They both have spurs at their feet.

A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment.

What would an improved version of Spurs be called? Newcastle United.

Did you hear that Juande Ramos was clocked doing 169mph on the M1 coming back from Stoke? Apparently he was just so desperate for three points.

· Is it just me or are Spurs the team to beat this season? Everyone's at it.

A man is sitting in a pub with his jack russell dog one Sunday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner: "Stoke City 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer. Suddenly the jack russell jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again." The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when it was announced that Tottenham lost?" "Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies. The landlord then asks what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him six months."

When a groggy Vedran Corluka regained consciousness in the ambulance leaving the Britannia Stadium on Sunday he asked medical staff who he was. On being told he played football for Tottenham Hotspur he lapsed into a coma.

All trains through White Hart Lane have been cancelled due to a massive points failure.

What's the difference between Juande Ramos and a cowboy? A cowboy wears Spurs on his boots whereas Ramos is a crap manager.

What does THFC stand for? Tottenham Heading For the Championship.

A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to the sports shop to buy the new football he has been desperate for. He gives the ball to the shopkeeper, who says, "Sorry, son, this ball is £20. You only have £10". The boy says, "OK, if you blindfold me and I can guess the name of the club on any ball, will you give it to me for £10?" He agrees and gives the boy an Arsenal ball. "I can hear cannons blasting, so it's an Arsenal ball." Next he gives him a Millwall ball: "I hear lions, so it's Millwall." Amazed, the shopkeeper says, "Get this and you can have it for nothing." The boy listens and says Spurs. The man asks if he's heard a cockerel. "No," says the boy. "It's going down."

What's the difference between Bigfoot and the Spurs defence? Bigfoot has been spotted several times.

Spurs have been forced to rename their ground "White Lane" because their "Hart" was surgically removed when Berbatov and Keane were sold

[tonycee]

Go on then. Tell us who YOU support ?

 

Gillingham maybe ?

[Fred Bassett]

Well as you ask, it's Yeovil Town! TBH, I'm not much of a football supporter though - prefer rugby and cricket.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

[Brassed off]

Join the petition for banning football on the Bear Garden

 

Sign here...................................................................................

[tonycee]

Oh Dear.

 

Another CLOSE 2-0 defeat.:D

 

I have the rope, now wheres the nearest tree?

[Fred Bassett]

Oh Dear.

 

Another CLOSE 2-0 defeat.:D

 

I have the rope, now wheres the nearest tree?

 

You might have to find a vacant one first!

 

Fred