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[fridgedoor]

Nooo, you're kidding!

 

 

Got a link?

 

Perky/CPS DEFEATED in Court Today - FightBack Forums a poster called "Responsible Enforcer". A contradiction in terms surely but the irony is lost on him.

[Hobbie]

Comedy Central are looking for new talent...

[Bookworm]

Wow.

 

Although to be fair, he said "maybe".

[Hobbie]

Maybe I'll win the lottery? Just Maybe

[daveth1955]

I think Responsible Enforcer is a spotty 16 year old starting his first job as pubic relations officer for Perky, I like Perky for providing us good folks with free parking areas, he gets shirty when you E mail him and say thanks though.

[JonCris]

Wot me...........Perish the thought

[Mossycat]

Wot me...........Perish the thought

 

I knew you wouldn't have done it for that reason.

 

Is it me or is your nose growing????????????

 

)

 

 

Mossycat

 

PS I am sure Perky would appreciate it if nobody else posted to this thread because it keeps getting bumped, hmmmmmm I'm sure he'd also appreciate it if British Law worked like he quotes it does

[Mossycat]

I think Responsible Enforcer is a spotty 16 year old starting his first job as pubic relations officer for Perky, I like Perky for providing us good folks with free parking areas, he gets shirty when you E mail him and say thanks though.

 

He has an email address???????

 

Do tell

 

Mossycat

[Barnsley Boy]

"Public relations officer for Perky"

 

Surely this task is beyond a spotty 16 year old, however gifted.

 

I couldn't even see Max Clifford taking that on.

[lamma]

He has an email address???????

 

Do tell

 

Mossycat

 

its on his website

[PPC Buster]

[email protected]

[pin1onu]

"Public relations officer for Perky"

 

Surely this task is beyond a spotty 16 year old, however gifted.

 

I couldn't even see Max Clifford taking that on.

Is it beyond that master of spin Alistair Campbell? - I mean he made Tony Blah look good.

[JonCris]

I agree mossy................. oops ............ I've gone & done it again.......... silly me:o

[Mossycat]

I agree mossy................. oops ............ I've gone & done it again.......... silly me:o

 

You've really got to stop doing this otherwise the thread will never disappear!

 

Mossycat

[Hobbie]

Disapear? What? Where? Then everyone else would miss out on this and not have the same enjoyment as we have

[JonCris]

You've really got to stop doing this otherwise the thread will never disappear!

 

Mossycat

 

I know I really must pack it in .......... when I can find the time that is

 

Note to any readers new of this thread. To understand what's going on you MUST start at the beginning

[daveth1955]

"Public relations officer for Perky"

 

Surely this task is beyond a spotty 16 year old, however gifted.

 

I couldn't even see Max Clifford taking that on.

 

who said "public", the word omitted the letter "L" to bring it in line with the antic's of this fine pie eating person. all his actions are below the belt.

 

quote from his e mail back to me after expressing my thanks for providing free car parks

 

"I will forward your thanks on, in the meantime I would suggest getting a life as you never know when yours will end"

think this touched a nerve!!!!!

[Hobbie]

That's not very professional for a member of the BPA, I'm sure the BPA would be interested to see one of its fine members is acting in such a unprofessional manner...

[daveth1955]

That's not very professional for a member of the BPA, I'm sure the BPA would be interested to see one of its fine members is acting in such a unprofessional manner...

 

But would they? professional and BPA, all in one paragraph........ wonders never cease. I wonder if he would ignore any correspondence from them as we do with him? or would he send it upstairs to his legal department so they can issue a stock response " we have carefully considered your representation and have chosen to ignore it at always"

[Hobbie]

Highly doubt it

 

But most likely will send it up stairs to his legal department along with a sausage butty and cup of tea

[daveth1955]

Highly doubt it

 

But most likely will send it up stairs to his legal department along with a sausage butty and cup of tea

 

Taken from a genuine chant at Oldham Athletic from the Chaddie end and very apt under the circumstances

 

modified to suit........original words in brackets

 

Meat pie, Sausage roll, come on (Oldham) Perkie give us (a goal) an own goal

 

:rolleyes:

[daveth1955]

Highly doubt it

 

But most likely will send it up stairs to his legal department along with a sausage butty and cup of tea

 

Taken from a genuine chant at Oldham Athletic from the Chaddie end and very apt under the circumstances

 

modified to suit........original words in brackets

 

Meat pie, Sausage roll, come on (Oldham) Perkie give us (a goal) an own goal

 

:rolleyes:

[PPC Buster]

I bet he enjoys reading his emails.

 

I see the BPA are looking for a new CEO.

http://www.britishparking.co.uk/news.php?id=24

[url=http://www.britishparking.co.uk/news.php?id=24][/url] http://forums.pepipoo.com/index.php?showtopic=30098

 

I wonder if Perky will apply?

[Mossycat]

I bet he enjoys reading his emails.

 

I see the BPA are looking for a new CEO.

Welcome to the British Parking Association

job offer - FightBack Forums

 

I wonder if Perky will apply?

 

Probably because in his head he will think he is up to the job.

 

Go on Perky you know you want to

[Hobbie]

In his interview

 

So Mr Perkins, you say you know the difference between keeper and owner/driver of a motor vehicle, can you tell us how you know it?

 

"I just do"

 

Congratulations Mr Perkins, the jobs yours