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Tiglet, edited!

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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I think Mr Tiglet might object - this way, he knows if he goes away and leaves me a large enough supply of batteries, I won't be straying;)

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I think Mr Tiglet might object - this way, he knows if he goes away and leaves me a large enough supply of batteries, I won't be straying;)

 

He's not going away to New York is he?

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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Tiglet, Edited!

 

Fred

 

OK

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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I thought it might frighten some of the less well endowed members of the forum (well, I was gently reminded ...)

All help is merely my opinion only - please seek legal advice if you need to as I am only qualified in SEN law.

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I thought it might frighten some of the less well endowed members of the forum (well, I was gently reminded ...)

 

Not me though Tiglet. Wink wink.

 

Fred Bassett Superstud

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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We know, we know - three hours and that doesn't even include the time it takes to eat the pizza.

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ps I live on the south coast ;)

 

Tiglet, by a happy coincidence so do I. I bet you can't believe that.

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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I believe I may have heard it rumoured, but I can't think where ...

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Mine is...

 

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Hope it works :???:

 

My fave name generator was this one...

 

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The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:

Genevieve Darling

Known in some parts of the world as:

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Comes on silent wings in the night and wraps a deadly cloak about the victim; impartial as a die, unyielding as stone.:D

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Ravishing Outstanding Babe Deftly Bestowing Loving and Yummy, Naughty Delights"

 

 

 

Pretty good description I'd say.

 

Pity you live ap norf really.

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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have a cold shower, fred.

 

Don't need one Tiglet, I'm off work today - very much under the weather.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

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Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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Thanks Kia.

 

Having a shower reminds me that a few years ago somebody bought me a radio especially for the shower. It got me thinking that was strictly a boys' toy because we blokes have a built-in aerial - especially first thing in the morning which is when you normally get in the shower.

 

Linford Christie had one apparently. He used to listen to Radio Antigua on his. I'm lucky if I can get 2CR.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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I have a radio in my shower - it drowns out the noise of hubby and two kids asking me things in a consistent, whiney voice ;)

 

(Guess who's only just got the kids to bed)

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used to have stereo in bathroom but not anymore very likely id drop it in the bath :Dxxkia

 

Not wise that Kia, especially if it's plugged into the mains.

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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