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Doctors have (allegedly) concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!

And, yes, the man is really there!!! You won't be able to miss him once you've seen him.

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The bloke who shook his beans at Diane Keene was Gareth Hunt.

Yes I found the strange little man straight away in the beans. So you say my right side of my brain is developed more than average. Well I supose it has to make up for everything thats lacking on my left side!!!:p

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The cheapest fuel I have found near me is 99.9p per litre at Sainsurburys and an Esso garage in the sticks

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Would you believe in some places here it's 106.9

 

:o :o OMG :o :o

 

:mad: something definately needs to be done

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Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

 

 

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.

Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

Now add 10 . What is the total?

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psychological game, because there are no hundreds then your brain forgets them

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You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

And here is another one for you:-

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By

imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully

expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is

done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of

sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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second

 

he just asks for them

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A race has 100 runners, what place would you be if you overtook the person in the last place?

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