Girly night out

[Thailand]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.

 

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

 

One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

 

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

 

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

 

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home..

 

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned theother husband and said:

 

'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.

My wife came home with no panties!!'

 

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..

 

'From all of us at the Fire Station.

We'll never forget you.''

[Bookworm]

I can't believe you have reused one of my old jokes, I posted it years ago!!! (no link to prove it, it was in the old BG. )

[Thailand]

Which would explain why my search didn't furnish one with a link.

[Thailand]

Btw, Bookie was the one that used the ribbon.

[Bookworm]

You may sound like him, you may even look like him, but you'll never be Alan Carr, you know that, don't you?

 

(low blow, I know, but you deserve it. )

[Thailand]

What the no smoking dude?

 

(I do not sound like Alan Carr, nor do I mince)