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Yes, something wet and warm is always nice. And, in the absence of anything better, pizza and cider will do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And before I get accused of dirty talk - wine would be better.

 

:p

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Can't beat a good Auzzie;)

 

I'm not fussy where they're from.

 

We are still talking about wine?

 

Check your pms, angel

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Checked it out..replied HC

 

Me too!

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Guest ChloeJane

FOR THE GIRLS! How to extinguish chat up lines by men!

 

1)Hi..i'm a human being.What r u?

2)Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

3)As an outsider what do u think of the human race?

4)I'd like to kick u in the teeth then again why should i improve ur looks.

5)Brains aren't everything..In fact in your case they are nothing.

6)Careful now..don't let ur brains go to ur head.

7)If i had a face like yours..i'd sue my parents.

8)Keep talking..someday you'll say something intelligent.

9)Fellows like you don't grow from trees,they swing from them..

10)You are a living proof that man can live without brains.

11)Hey how come ur here? i thought the zoo is closed at night.

12)How did u get here?Did someone leave ur cage open.

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Sadly, she did not speak English, otherwise we would have been getting naked within the hour. I have personally had over six hundred women using this method.

 

 

but did they notice???:lol:

 

 

We all know the Stig has got a fast lap!!:p

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this is a crap line, but it worked 14 years ago for my mate in Xanadu's, Chesterfield. He got some ice from a stray glass, went up to this bird (quite good looking if I recall), stamped on the ice and said "Thats broken the ice between us".

 

I think he may have spent the night there too If I recall............

 

Couldn't work out later on whether it was my mates good looks, or the calibre of Chesterfield lasses.....

 

 

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LOL conalot - depends where you get naked.

 

:eek:

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