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What do you expect from such brilliant creatures?

 

Your last name stays put.

 

The garage is all yours.

 

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

 

You can never be pregnant.

 

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

 

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

 

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

 

The world is your urinal.

 

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

 

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

 

Same work, more pay.

 

Wrinkles add character.

 

Wedding dress-£3000. Tux rental-£50.

 

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

 

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

 

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

 

One mood all the time.

 

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

 

You know stuff about tanks.

 

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

 

You can open all your own jars.

 

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

 

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

 

Your underwear is £6 for a three-pack.

 

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

 

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

 

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

 

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

 

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

 

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

 

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

 

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

 

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

 

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December in 25 minutes.

 

No wonder men are happier.

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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And most importantly,

 

 

YOU LOVE FOOTBALL

I Wish you everything you wish yourself.

 

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This bought tears to my eyes - especially the moustache one.

 

Thank you FB:D

 

You're welcome!

 

Regards.

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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just idle curiosity -

is there a mrs bassett?

 

please give her my condolences

 

Yes.

Why?

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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:rolleyes:

 

mmmm.

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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