Cheekiness towards a DCA

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I'm not sure if it's been said before as I haven't had time to read the whole 5977 comments but,

Does Mr Fuzzybobble come with a government health warning?

 

I have nearly died laughing reading this thread ....thank you.

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Da dum dum TSCH!!

 

Ok, Mr.ton, Fuzzybobble, The Godmother, Baby bear et al,

 

I bow to your wicked sense of humour....and the ability to put DCA's in their place. :lol:

 

This thread really puts things into perspective and I shall make sure that I am wearing waterproof underwear and my computer is protected from spillages next time I read it........Keep it up guys, it's like medicine to keep the DCA's away and there's nothing worse than coming down with a touch of the DCA's!

 

I caught a dose of the MARLINs last year....still trying to shake it off....started off as the MARBLES, got worse and it turned into the HFCs .Before I knew it I was completely taken over by the PHOENIX strain...which, like I say,mutated into the MARLINs....and low and behold a double whammy of MORTIMER CLARKEs!!

Anyhoo, I'm fighting these virus's off now with the help of Dr CAG and Nurse CAGGERS.

Should be better real soon.

Priceless site.

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For the spotty DCA oiks I'm wearing white lacy shorty things today :grin:

 

You are SO lucky to have clothes...they had the shirt off my back a couple of years ago.

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Ah, Mr FB,

 

Would you ever consider setting up your own Debt Collection Harrasment Agency, where the likes of us pass your tel number off as ours and you do the harrassing on our behalf? You do it so well

I certainly wouldn't mind subscribing to that...a dedicated line...you could make a fortune...

( wouldn't surprise me if someone's already suggested this in previous posts but I still gotta lotta wading to do)

 

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i think your all fantastic.and believe me till i read this thread ive not been able to laugh in a long time.debt has made me weary and lose heart.glad i found this site and can read your threads.i feel like someones threw me a lifeline.yes the debts are still here but my laughter has returned xxx

 

My sentiments exactly...after years of misery and worry this thread puts it all into perspective and turns the dreaded demons I was in fear of into laughable clowns with their pants down...perfect.

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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I agree with you there!:DI even managed to find humour in the situation where Barclayshark sent debt collecter from Scottcall to try and terroise me in my own home but thanks to CAG i was able to take it all in my srtide where as before something like that happening would have totally freaked me out!

 

That's something I haven't had to deal with yet...just had the threat-o-grams and phone calls from pre-pubescent monkeys....what do you do when they turn up!!!....Is it like halloween where you give em a bag of sweets and tell them to bog off till next year?

 

What is the best way to deal with a monkey who has an A-Z or Sat Nav and finds his way to one's humble abode?.....I'm just starting on the Barclayshark path so fore-warned is fore-armed;-)

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A couple of options.

 

Don't answer the door, if they can't speak to you they can't intimidate you.

 

Another option, assuming you didn't go for the first option, once you have opened the door tell them to 'go away' and slam the door in their face. These people have NO powers of entry at all. They have identical powers to the Avon lady. If they loiter around outside your home you can call the police (but not 999) and have them removed for a breach of the peace. You can warn them you are going to call the police regarding the breach of the peace and that should be enough to make them go away without actually having to call the cops.

 

Thank you:) I shall bear that in mind should they come a calling..

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Hypothetically....If I were to murder a member of a DCA who turned up on my doorstep and began to aggrovate me, as there is no longer the option of hanging in this country, would I run the risk of being tumble dried?

 

Sorry couldn't resist it.

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Has anyone ever tried this kids game when DCA's ring up?

Monkey...May I speak to Jemima Crump please?

Jemima...May I speak to Jemima Crump please?

Monkey..This is Fleeceyousilly Debt Collectors may I please speak to Miss Crump on a matter of urgency.

Jemima..This is Fleeceyousilly Debt Collectors may I please speak to Miss Crump on a matter of urgency.

Monkey...Is Miss Jemima crump available please

Jemima ...Is Miss jemima....etc etc.

Second thoughts, perhaps it's stooping to their level of juvenile mentality.

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Go forth and Multiply used to be my favourite but the thought of DCA's multiplying reminds me of the gremlins ... hundreds of the beggers!!!!

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I always thought the female version of a demon was a demonette.

 

So hard to tell on the internet these days who is male and female. Some forums have blue and pink squares so everyone knows who eveyone is to avoid chatting up the wrong peeps.

 

Luckily I have not made that mistake. But some peeps think fuzzybobble is female, even though my avatar is a gingerbread MAN.

 

I blame Tesco for calling them "gingerbread characters"

 

Damn political correctness for causing confusion.

 

Here's a non PC joke by the way.

 

EDIT

 

I'm off. I can hear the PC brigade pushing the Cagbot down the corridor.

 

Night peeps

 

Thanks fuzzy...:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Edited April 30, 2009 by freakyleaky

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Congratulations Mr Ton.

 

Well done on creating this thread.

 

David

 

My sentiments exactly:-). :grin:

 

Where's fuzzybobble when you need him!.

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Priceless.

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Really guys.....c'mon....this is where we come for light relief from the big bad world of DCA's out there .....

 

It's fun we're here for not serious debate!!!!!

 

FUZZY...FUZZY.....HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPP:D:wink:

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ODC......:lol:

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This DCA game in the bear garden is quite fun and an excuse for some cheekiness. :D:D

 

http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/bear-garden/197599-dca-mnemonics.html

 

'Twas fun while it lasted....sadly cagbotted:(

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NOOOOOO - I was expecting it to be CAGbotted though

 

Actually - thread may have been temporarily removed - I've not had a visit from CAGbot yet

 

Yep, Definitely gone still we have fond memories and I have all the replies in my email inbox so perhaps I shall write a small book:lol:.....must have been the one about moorcroft and fuzzybobbles phone that did it;-)

 

Have to think of something else now.... hmmmmmmmm.

Edited May 4, 2009 by Spamalot

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I had an account with NatWest which was closed back in 1995 (yes, 14 years ago), and recently had a letter from those ubermuppets at McKenzie Hall requiring me to take "urgent action to prevent escalation of their debt collection procedures".

 

I put the letter through the shredder, replaced it in their envelope, and addressed it to the Statute Barred Debts Division at MH. No stamp, obviously, and I wrote "check enclosed" on the back of the envelope.

 

A few days later, I had a phone call from a withheld number:

 

Me: Hello, Mr Red speaking

Caller: Hello, is that Mr Red?

Me: Yes, I just said that

Caller: I'm calling on an urgent matter, Mr Red, and I need to confirm your date of birth

Me: But I haven't told you my date of birth. Who is this calling?

Caller: I'm afraid I can't continue this conversation until I've confirmed your identity. Can I have your date of birth please?

Me: You know who I am, it was you who called me. What's your date of birth?

Caller (tetchily): Mr Red, this is a confidential matter, and we really can't proceed without the proper security checks

Me: Oh well, bad luck then

 

I sent the above transcript to Sir Tel, who read it out on Wake Up To Wogan.

 

:lol:

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Vat man called by appointment at the small company a friend of mine is the director.

 

Both my friend and his secretary were wearing Mickey Mouse ears while both keeping a straight face. The guy was there for an hour. The secretary was in and out bring in info he wanted to see and all the time they were wearing the ears.

 

The surreal thing is, they kept a straight face, the inspector did the same and eventually left with no referrence to the ears whatever.

 

David

 

Perhaps he thought he was visiting a bit of a 'Mickey Mouse outfit'

 

Sorry:D

 

:smile: Great post..

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Fuzzy will do a good job on them.....haven't seen him on here for a couple of days though. Obviously found sommat better to do with his time

 

 

Yeah...where is Fuzzy? You don't think Uncle Bob's done nasty things to him do you?

Perhaps he's sent the bailffs round to take possession of his bobbles!!!:eek:

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NO! NO! Not his bobbles:(...they were so cute...

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I am considering an action against a CC co for harassment and I am wondering if I can call the people from the call centre as a witness or 10.

 

Now the calls come from a Nottingham number - is it my fault that they live in the Philippines?

 

GK

 

:lol:

 

Good idea....I believe I've spoken to 1 or 2 in Nottingham/India...I wonder if they'll help me out?

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Sorry...my bad:)

 

But you are right....these people are witnesses and should be made available to question...who would pay for their attendance though?

If you lost the case would you then be liable for their expenses.

 

Perhaps that's why the fiendish banks set these call centres up so far away...to deter us from calling the staff as witnesses.

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Hi Spamalot,

 

I have nothing and so IF I lost I have nothing to lose my credit rating is C&^% and they would have to make me banckrupt which would be throwing good money after bad.

 

I am thinking of CPR route and then issuing to have the debt proven as unenforceable. I am seriously considering calling 'the usual suspects' in as witnesses. They will be too busy to send out stupid letters then.

 

I have a current case in motion at local County Court and will move on to these after resolving the first.

 

I understand that there are a number of test cases in north west courts at present and I hope to be able to report in the near future.

 

GK

 

My interest escalates!

 

I have a couple of things on the back burner at the moment which I intend to move onto at a later date.

These involve Indian call centres....unfortunately they haven't been in touch for a little while but next time they are I shall ask them for their name/ID number, address of the call centre and Inform them I will be calling on them as a witness.

Their reply, should I be able to understand it, ( WITHOUT PREJUDICE!!!! )could prove interesting.

 

Look forward to your reports GK.