Okay, try not to be dirty ...

[tiglet]

LOL are you happy or disappointed?

 

And whats up with the Wattingers? why only the Pontypines? BAH Humbug - ooops sorry wrong thread lol

 

Overjoyed actually - not that i wouldn't have been happy if I had been, if you see what I mean, but personal circumstances are not the ideal time to be having another baby.

 

In terms of the Wattingers vs Pontypines debate, I will explain:

 

Wattingers are a nice, conservative family, dessed in their blue, keeping themselves to themselves, ignoring the riff-raff in the rest of the night garden and their terminal flatulence.

 

The Pontypines, however, are a fantastic representative of New Labour family values - Mr Pontypine is a non-practising homosexual (look at the handlebar moustache) who, with his friend Mrs Pontypine (who he married for tax reasons in the days of married couples allowance) had 8 lovely children through artificial insemination.

 

The fact taht the Pontypines are on air more often than the Wattingers is a fantastic example to young children of alternative lifestyles and families and how they can be embraced within a community setting.

[Lula]

pah, we need a return to traditional family values!!!!

 

Bring on the Wattingers!!!!

 

 

 

note to self, I really need to get a life

[charleyfarley]

only when the first goal went in

 

 

 

I was sooooooooooo tempted to reply to this post:p :p

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but I just knew it would get cagbotted;)

[Lula]

LOL I was talking about the football, what were you thinking CF ?

[kia]

I was sooooooooooo tempted to reply to this post:p :p

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but I just knew it would get cagbotted;)

well wouldnt be the first time would it love :Dxxxkia

[MilkTrayMan]

Would THIS Thread be a candidate for transference to the NEW Consumer Health Forum Website??...:idea:

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[kia]

u been very busy havent u too much spare time milky u could try housework :Dxxkia

[revolting peasant]

LOL CF

 

thats how my monkey came into being, that coupled with Dr Atkins being so damned successful AND Leicester City beating Watford LOL AND it was christmas

 

Sorry - who was coupled with Dr Atkins;) (It's only taken 5 months to ask and what's this got to do with large breasts anyway?)

[kia]

i havent got the foggest what was the question again :Dthink milky as bored again needs a life me thinks xxkia