Tiring me out? You all are, I know I said I was 'Andy' but not that 'Blooming Andy'. In all my years of being on the job, I've never been so knackered. And it's costing me a fortune in medication as well. SQ xxxxx

Oh dear there must be something in this Angel Cake, I'm starting to see double. I'm going for a lie down. SQ xxxx

I'm feeling a tad sore today, kia had me flying off of the top of the wardrobe onto her 4 poster bed, (minus its canopy), while the queen had me sliding up and down her curtain rails as sh said they needed polishing, then on top of that Hippychic made me chopcup these strange shaped leaves to put into the angel cake I was making, the smell of those leaves made me feel quite faint. And then before I could finally get some rest, I had to cover myself in baby oil, turn off the light and allow myself to be wrestled to the ground by many hands. Oh a servants life is not an easy one. SQ xxxx

Cheeky!

did he know,

Userers

Kat, what's the big H? And what has eggs and baskets got to do with it? As for my mouth, that's STEAM little lady... STEAM.

Hang on a mo Kia, I'm just gonna slip into something comfortable, then get my glass of sanotenge, and, oh, dear, where did I put those damn pills? I might be just a little longer, Kia, don't fall asleep yet!!! Oh dear, the queen now wants me to polish her brass wotsits, and that Happy Hippy wants me to shake her bells, and the Loo roll needs replacing, oh deary me, where will it all end, at least Kats gone to bed and can't turn me into a frog again. But being a servant is no joke, these women are so demanding!!!!

So? Lord or Lady ICY?

I'm too knackered to do anything more!!!!!

fit

BIG One Kia? How many more times do I have to strike the gong?

Thinking of Scouser9. CHEST

the money that

So now we have a cold un too? Her name would not be .....Gracie?

Who needs wings when I've got you!!!!!! I'm WAITING Kia.......................

Well seems as though them angels vacated the stables last night and never had the decency to tell us, and we've been stood outside in the rain all night and now we look all wet and bedraggled. From a disgruntled Stallion.

We're still slipping back down to the bottom ladies!!!!!!

I have it on good authority that Kia spent a night of delight wrapped up in a pink and fluffy cloud..............not with CF................but with the 'Handyman!!!!! Squarebob xxxxx (Builder etc)

Nice Teeth Duchess

hands

Cuban

and a bent

stockings!

as well as