Demon Slasher. Your name would not by any chance be REYNARD? As for sticking up for your ilk and calling them cachers, if they are what you say they are, killing loads to store somewhere else, why, has evolution not taught them if they can't carry more than one chicken in their mouths at a time to, A/ learn how to carry more than one. B/ taught them to work as a team. C/ Giving them a means of carrying more than one, i.e. a pouch like a kangaroo. or C/ The wit to know that as they cannot carry more than one, to kill more than one chicken and upset, (especially layers), 100's more, will not enamour him to the farmer. The fox is not called SLY for nothing. When was the last time you saw a fat fox? They are all Sly and SKINNY. As a matter of interest have you ever seen a fox at work in a chicken coop? Squarebob Protector of the Innocent Castrator to the Wicked

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I do not wear rubber gloves...........only on 'Special Occasions' Then they have to have fluffy cuffs and a colour that is pleasing and easy on the eye Squarebob Directoire of the LRC xxxxx

Just a Sunday morning comment, Like your picture Queen T, what happened to black dog? Kia, your picture is very fluttering! And Angelone has changed hers too albeit in a vague way, wot is it Angelone? O'K. Got the Magnifying glasses out....'You Naughty Girl'! Squrebob xxx

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Madam Woolley, Will you be replacing your chickies? You said that foxes don't do 'Mega' damage, they do, they just kill for killings sake, that was why my Uncle hated them so much, he did not mind animals hunting to survive, but when it came to foxes he said they would just kill all the chickens just for the fun of it. Take care SQ xxx

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Oh Queenie, I can do disobedience if it so pleeseth you :p Your not so obedient or umble servant Sparkie

Avoiding Confrontation Your ever so umble and obediant servant Uriah Heep xxxx

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Madame So sorry to hear of your latest upset. It was not until i was alot older that I understood why my Uncle did not like fioxes. Infact he HATED them. Understanding Squarebob xxxx

Reference keeping ickle pussies out of ones garde, I have it on authority the LION S**T is the best deterent (they don't like it). Failing that, try B*****T A.C. Lion F.O

A heron used to swoop from on high and take out a friends very mature koi carp, after the fith one went he had no hesitation in what to do next. I shot it, we then cooked it and ate it,but I would not recommend eating a heron again. On the other hand, if your fish are small. maybe it is a cat, they are crafty devils you know. My next door neighbour had a problem with disapearing gold fish, the pond was netted over and still the fish kept on vanishing. One day, looking out of the back bedroom window, I saw a movement by next doors pond. Grabbing my trusty binoculars (for bird watching only), I focused on the pond next door, which was also surrounded by foliage, (green bits). And low and behold there was a cat half under the netting and with his paw under the water catching fish and eating them. So look carpfuly at the next cat you see, and check to see if there are any fish scales around its mouth. Slyvester fish-napper

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You see Mr Larr and Mr Harley Charley, You can gain some extra self gratification from the all powerful, all seeing Queen and her Angels by being.......................................(although it may stick in your throat) "Ever so Umble" (don't forget, no eye contact and plenty of wringing of hands and plenty of whining and wailing). Yor Frend Uriah Heap