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Not a lot you sultry siren, seems your crown has slipped! Notice my 'Devil May Care' attitude? That's cos I've been told that you are all like that old TV programme, All Gas and Gaiters. You just blow your way thru everyones thread and put the wind up us all, but now that I know it's only WIND, you don't bother me any more :p I'm off to tell the stallions to tell them to start eating as much charcoal and ripe apples as they can. It's gonna be a WINDY night tonite ladees, not Angels, I looked through the square window last night and saw you all dancing around wrapped in net curtains with all them tassels and things jigging all over the place, is that what they call 'bump and grind'? and of course, there was not a pair of wings in sight. Enlightened of Ipswich xxxxxxx

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Right Kia, 2nd time lucky, last message gone in a puff of smoke. wot appened to me uvver massage, the spelings orl wrong? I called into nat west last night, but there was no one there, so tomorrow I'll call in while they are open (saves me carting all my tools). I have made a note of the account and if you are right then I owe you, but if I am right, then you owe me. Sitting on a razors edge until tomorrow. Your Friendly Urban Fox Rex xxxx AKA Billy Blagg P.S. I still say that you've been stripped and dipped!

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Oh happy days, thlovely smell of wet terry nappies drying under the grill, ahh such bliss. A terry nappy beats the smell of pampers any day. Kia, believe me when i tell you sus stripped and dipped, to prove a point when I'm calling into NatWast this evening I'll ask em. Night All, Billy Blagger xxx

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Kia you silly goosey, oh yes they do, do a check on you no matter who, no matter where, you an 'onest person wants to open a bank account, you'll get skinned and peeled like an orange. On the othere hand if your intentions are not honest, you will be welcomed with OPEN ARMS. Billy Blagger (Burglar Rtd)

As long as you are not in and out of your flying suit as quick UK you'll give our gracious Queen palpitations, let only what effect will it have on the younger members of the team.

Angels and Madam Woolleycat, fear not I am an Urban Fox and very well mannered and I only do chickens from the local supermarket and those come from China. As for your missing chicks Madam Woollycat I have it on good authority from Mr Badger and Mr Mole, who happened to be strolling by your house that 'umans' were seen acting suspicialyy just before running out of your garden. F. Lupus OBE xxxx

Enough of this nonsense As long as they bury it, lets all try to live in harmony. At the moment I have to put up with a young Tom trying to take over the territory from an old Tom, think Mike Tyson Vs Lennox Louis and you get the picture also as I am at peace (for a change with nature) said young Tom is upsetting the eco structure in my garden by trying to nab the birds as they eat, and like it or not, we have a family of squirrels, I know, they are grey, they are vermin, etc, but this is part of the same family as we first saw when we moved here aeons ago,...............now guess what? these squirrels coats have a distinct red hue in them,.......is cross breeding starting to take effect??? Nature Boy xxxxxxx

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