Tonite!!!!!

Inky night

I can see u and i am getting varey annoyed vith your comings and goings. TONITE YOU WILL BE MINE. VLAD xxxxxxx

U ave already been varned, tonite u shall be roasty like toasty and zen spend eternity in my castle. Vlad xx specs I vill not need to see you my pretty vun.

U my pretty vone no not how high my flames zay reech. Until tonite when we shall be as vun. Vlad xxxxxxx

Peril

you fancy a

Devils on horseback

Sorry, thinking of tonite and got carried away. Christmas Carol?

Moby Dick

Me Vlad the Impaler

foam

twigs

an angel appeared

horseplay really

Kia, will you pease change your avatar as evertime I look at it, my old eyes just see a plate of sausages! And Vlad does not like sausages!!

Vat is rong vith TROLLS, zey elp keep my castle clean and perform other unpleasant and unsavoury tasks. So vunce agaain I ask ze question, vat is rong vith TROLLS. Vlad xxx (all ansvers before midnight)

shops

Inside of me zere are many tings, some naice, some not so naice. Let Darkness appear and the celebrations commence, tonite many an Angel vill singe zair vings as they fly to near the flames, but do not vorry my pretty vuns, Vlad vill be zere to catch you ven u fall. Vlad xxxxx

You vere too late ladees as I had an appointment at the Blud Bank, Now I am feeling more refreshed and ready for anyting. Vlad xxxx

All joking aside a tampon is a very essentioanl part of a first aid kit or survival kit. So next time you go trolling around the jungle, you'll which piece of equipment is more essential, lipstick...or......! Are you ladees looking forvard to tonite? I am ver much looking forvard to tonite as I'm looking a bit pale and suffering from a lack of something! As for toothache, I naaver suffer from it, heartburn yes, but toothache! Naaver! Vlad The Impaler xxxxx

Angelone, rinse you mouth, hay, indeed. Now where was ? Leave

My Y fell off, I vas THIRSTY (firsty) And Kia, your 'Dark Side' is showing too much. Soon to change of Wimbledon xxx

buns

My Y fell off, I vas THIRSTY (firsty) And Kia, your 'Dark Side' is shoowing too much. Soon to change of Wimbledon xxx