Oh Queen with that picture, you are not scary to the unwary, but for us 'Old Uns' who know better...........better a Stallion than a Gelding. "What was that oh Queen you want more ice in your drinkie, I'm running as fast as my little legs will let me Oh Gracious and all Understanding Queeen. Who's CF? Something to do with Fruit of the Sour Variety? Your Servant Squarebob xxxx

with the loudest

Sorry Queen T, you've scared us all off, don't mind the occasional whipping and tongue lashing, but when I see you put on your Marigolds and head for the toolbox......................tht'a enough for me..........I'm orf. Care to join my barbie, (nearly said share my spit roast) SQ xxx

to side, then

bank

up and down

Cabbages

bent upside down

Kia, You are doing my ead in, will you stop fluttering about and get some bloomin clothes on before you catch your death..It was not you who said foxes were nice.......and there are town foxes too Kia, they usually work in the banks and building societies as, well they call themselves managers, but we call them usurers.. Not satisfied in what they take during the day, they can also be seen of a night snuffling around the bins of restaurants and take-aways. These foxes should be banished to the Planet Uranus! Squarebob xxx

Organ

Incubus

The conductor said

It seems that the only parts they have in stock have come from Chinese fighting birds and as such may not do the job in hand, so it looks like I'll have to wait a bit longer. Dejected of Luton xxxx

to carry on

Pedalo

Reynard, Inspite of bits dropped in about how Mr Fox is a pest to people who keep chickens, Mr Fox ain't got no manners. He creeps around slyly, but once he gets in the chicken shed forget about 'cat among the pigeons', he's worst than the worst sheep worrier. He runs around grabbing chickens right left and centre, kill one, grab another, it's worst than a blood bath. I have seen hundreds of animals kill for their lunch, and they only make the one kill. Can you imagine Mrs lion killing one beast after another, no, most animals are sensible, foxes aint, they're murdering gits.

Warlock

Whith that he

Must get mey eyes seen to as well, seems Kia must have squeezed something with those p liars. SQ XXXX

well being

Colander

I'm off to Japan to have a gesticular transplant, my surgeon is call Mr Wun Lo and specialises in replacement surgery. Hopefully my operation will be a success and all of me will be returning back neek week Failing thta the week after. SQ xxx

chicken

runner bean

friends he said