THE Crusher BAH HUMBUG thread.

[Woolleykat]

Good old AL charging £50 quid again for putting in £60 - put in on 11th charged me on 13th - Sunday in middle - they're putting me in so much debt with charges - no cc now yet still paying - can't get another bank account now new charge regime coming in like Lloyds - will cost so much more - they know !!!

[kia]

try nat west bank account ordinary one i got one with them its got a solo card with it and they dont do a credit check so try them love;)xxxkia

[Woolleykat]

Cheers - double v an t lol

[squarebob]

Kia you silly goosey, oh yes they do, do a check on you no matter who, no matter where, you an 'onest person wants to open a bank account, you'll get skinned and peeled like an orange. On the othere hand if your intentions are not honest, you will be welcomed with OPEN ARMS.

 

Billy Blagger (Burglar Rtd)

[tomterm8]

people who ask your advice at the last minute, you spend 15 minutes working to help them, and then they decide to spring out the fact that they haven't told you 90% of the history of their case. BAH HUMBUG

[kia]

now on this one your wrong billy burgler;) cos i did it opened a nat west step account even though ive got enough bad debts for half the country and they gave me one cos its very basic only a solo card i use it for me benefits can set up dd as well just no cheque book but thats ok and alot of places dont take solo so but its still a card kat so V and T out again :Dxxxkia

[niklepic]

Going to get my nice cold banana milkshake out of the fridge to find it already opened and half gone!! bah humbug!!

 

Now worrying about being up the duff (even though its a little impossible as apparently you've got to do stuff to get that way!) as that is what is craved with my youngest.... double bah humbug

[Lula]

People who have court tomorrow and ask for help TONIGHT

 

Double BAH HUMBUG!!!!!

[kia]

rather u than me nik no more kids for me :Dsleepless nights dirty nappies ewww done it not doing it again ;)xxkia

[kia]

get me one too kat with coke :Dxxkia

[niklepic]

i'd better not be!! two's more than enough for me. im just about to start potty training triple bah humbug!!

[Lula]

why potty train? leave em till they tell you they dont want to wear nappies anymore, when my monkey did that, took him a week to get used to the loo, hey presto, he toilet trained himself lol

[niklepic]

lol. my son's the other way. he asks to go on the potty sits on it for half an hour and then pees in the dishwasher with the potty on his head. could just carry on with him doing that and not let him get a job in a kitchen!

[Lula]

that'll be the 6 pints of lager before hand lol

[niklepic]

darn it - its gin you're supposed to give them - i always get the two confused. probably how he came along in the first place

[tomterm8]

People who have court tomorrow and ask for help TONIGHT

 

Double BAH HUMBUG!!!!!

 

Hah hah! Who do you think's just been spending the last hour lookin' up references on a case like that?

 

http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/debt-collectors-debt-collection/117950-9lives-link.html

[squarebob]

Oh happy days, thlovely smell of wet terry nappies drying under the grill, ahh such bliss. A terry nappy beats the smell of pampers any day.

 

Kia, believe me when i tell you sus stripped and dipped, to prove a point when I'm calling into NatWast this evening I'll ask em.

 

Night All,

 

Billy Blagger xxx

[Guest wino]

BAH HUMBUG to the low emmission zone in London. Yes I know we all have to cut down on our carbon emmissions but as an owner of a small transport company from February next year I will have to pay £200 per day if we do any deliveries in the low emmission zone in London in our lorries (per lorry) plus, £8 congestion charge. We deliver furniture to pubs and frequently have to park on red routes and get fined but there is no other way of delivering the goods. So £300 plus per day for providing a service.

If we had brand new lorries that meet the emmissions requirement we would not be charged the £200 per day. So i'll just go out and buy several new lorries then shall I? Can anyone lend me about £3000,000?

[kia]

what do you bet square ;)cos i bet u a fiver im right :Di could lend you 3 quid will that help mind you might need a loan :Dthanks to the grabby anyone lend me 1.50 ;)xxkia

[squarebob]

Right Kia, 2nd time lucky, last message gone in a puff of smoke.

 

wot appened to me uvver massage, the spelings orl wrong?

 

I called into nat west last night, but there was no one there, so tomorrow I'll call in while they are open (saves me carting all my tools). I have made a note of the account and if you are right then I owe you, but if I am right, then you owe me.

 

Sitting on a razors edge until tomorrow.

 

Your Friendly Urban Fox

Rex xxxx

AKA Billy Blagg

 

P.S. I still say that you've been stripped and dipped!

[kia]

nope its a bet i havent ;)youll see get your wallet out :Dgood idea to go when its open though youll get futher ;)kiaxxx

[squarebob]

Will I have to wear a suit?

 

Can I take someone with me, you know, for a bit of moral support as I'm not used to going in those sort of places in the daytime.

 

You get your purse ready Kia.

Rex xxxxx

[kia]

really so confidant it aint my purse that will be a spending my little mate rex:Dxxxkia

[squarebob]

Kia, yes u can open an account the way you say you can, but you are still stripped and dipped even though you don't know about it.

 

Mine gnocchi's and spaghetti bolognaise. What's yours, a piece of parmesan cheese?

 

See you at Tony's 8.30pm at a day of your choosing!

 

Don Luigi xxxx

[kia]

prove it my little italian friend but the food sounds good your on:Dbirthday sat Don Luigi you itallion stallion;) ohh wrong thread :Dkiaxxx ps im the one with the red rose