The HSBC off topic and talking about silly stuff type thread :-)

[freakyleaky]

Good evening Bluey! Any juicy gossip?

[Woolleykat]

Yes Bluey find away - we're all not nosey or anything , just interested in what's going on in the big Cag world lol.

[blueskies]

I'm not chatting on CAG, just baiting

[jowalshy]

Ey up Jo! You got a new shiney blob! Well done!

 

 

thanks FL..

[Woolleykat]

Baiting who Blue - not angels or stallions I hope:p

[blueskies]

a mod from another forum

[Woolleykat]

Well why not

[blueskies]

couldn't get anything out of her, shame.

[Woolleykat]

Try harder - might like it lol

[jowalshy]

Have you caught anything with your bait yet blueskies?

[Woolleykat]

Course he has with them blue things:p

[jowalshy]

blue things??????

[kia]

would this do kia:-

 

yes but how would i sneeze could be tricky as well as messy and does anyone know what happened to shout box then :rolleyes:xxxkia

[jowalshy]

From what I can gather, the shout box was straining something, but something better will be replacing it.

 

This evening:- Hubby's b'day tomorrow (he works nights, so will be back approx 6am tomorrow) I have made a cake, put up the balloons, wrapped the pressies, put up the "happy birthday" banner. Have I missed anything?

[pinkduchess]

 

Tattoo? PD? thats just not right! I had one when i was 16. Changed the name at 18, then again at 22. So many girls, so few arms!

 

superstud!!

[jowalshy]

Oh no PD don't encourage him!!!!

[kia]

this is for hubby is it lucky man nope sounds good to me well as far as shoutbox easy come easy go :Dxxkia ps pink u mean my sexy outfit above well i wouldnt quite describe it as that but thanks anyway

[jowalshy]

thanks Kia. As for the outfit, I think with a few accessories it could possibly look ok? But then again maybe not

[pinkduchess]

slowed down a bit here hasnt it?

 

kia - whatever rocks your boat....anything goes

 

jo - looks like youve got it all sorted

 

oh & welcome to the thread Blueskies

[blueskies]

The bear garden is quiet in here tonight....is there something I'm missing (obviously apart from that great programme on BBC1 tonight)

[Castlebest]

Think peeps are going to bed early as there is nothing interesting on the threads

[jowalshy]

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

 

Finally , the guys' side of the story.

( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear " the rules "

>From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "

ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

 

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

 

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon

or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

 

1. Crying is blackmail.

 

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

 

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

 

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

 

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.

 

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

 

1. You can either ask us to do something

Or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

 

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

 

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

 

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

We do that.

 

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong..

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

 

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

 

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball

or golf.

 

1. You have enough clothes.

 

1. You have too many shoes.

 

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

 

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

 

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

[pinkduchess]

lol.....

[Guest wino]

lol

As we all thought men are just simple!

[crfx250]

I'm not chatting on CAG, just baiting

 

 

Catch anything then blueskies?

 

Or should I say Bankfighter?