Fendy v NatWest - 16K - **FINALLY WON**

[Parkvale]

ARRANGING HIS TACKLE WATERING YOUR BOOTS PULLING THE PYTHON etc. etc.

[fendyweather]

Flips Hedge, ur flippin lucky if they wear boxers. Mines taken to kamikazi stylie lately.................. since holidaying last year...... another one. WHAT THE HECK IS ALL THAT ABOUT. He says knickers make him feel how women feel in stockings and suspenders, like a trussed up Bernard Matthews best norfolk turkey. Lol Lol Lol. xxxxx So even more worrying when his hands are down his pants. Eughggghghghgh.................

[Parkvale]

I always wondered why you ladies have smaller feet then us meneees and the reason is: you can get nearer the sink to wash up.

[hedgey06]

ARRANGING HIS TACKLE WATERING YOUR BOOTS PULLING THE PYTHON etc. etc.

 

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!................ saucy beggar!!!!!!!!! xxxx

[Parkvale]

Commando style not kamikaze.

[fendyweather]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo Parky. A sexist quip.................. not like you at all mi dear............. I take offence......... Fendy folds arms and purses mouth and gets ready to give Parky both barrels.

 

ACTUALLY PARKY, THATS WHAT THE DISHWASHER IS FOR, WASHING THE BL**DY DISHES. NOT ME..................... so there................... (fendys sticks out tongue at Parky). xx

[hedgey06]

I always wondered why you ladies have smaller feet then us meneees and the reason is: you can get nearer the sink to wash up.

 

Grrrrrrrrrrr .................. but we still get ten times as much done as you lot with your big feet!!!!!!!!!!!! xxx

[fendyweather]

I knew the word was something to do with the army or guns or battles or wars or planes.................. Oops, nearly there......... lol lol lol xx dont they get sore trouser rubs going commando............ eughghg perish the thought. My friend used to work at casualty at the hospital and some of the stories she told about men and things coming in for treatment i.e. removing stuff from places, used to make me nearly wee myself. And Im serious........... the stuff she told was actually true, wot some of them did with implements, not only their hands round their tackle but other stuff too. God it was funny. xxxx

[enaid]

Hamsrers come to mind:eek:

[enaid]

could even be hamsters

[fendyweather]

Wah ???? I never heard of that one, but I heard of vegetables. various cooking oils, even ones with added pep like chillies,,,,,,,,,,, and Dyson Hoover Parts................... Lol Seriously.

[hedgey06]

Oo er..............no details please Fendy!!! What I'm imagining is bad enough right now!!!!!!!!!! Oooooooooooooooooo............. pervies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxx

[fendyweather]

Yeah I know. You dont get us sensible clever multi tasking women doing mad stuff like that. Only ever men. She never had one woman come in with anything like that, ever................ only guys...........

[enaid]

What about the poor hamster, not much fun for him/her.

[fendyweather]

Eughgghghgh, I agree poor hamster, whatever it was made to do.............. eughgghghggg, sounds bad............ eughgghghghg.

[hedgey06]

Depends what was required of the poor hamster enaid!!!!!! :o (No details........... I'm begging you.......... none at all!!!!!!!!! Lol!!!!

 

Right......... post number 1000 dedicated to the Fendy thread!!!!!!! ........... and if I don't get to Asda soon - the cupboards will be bare!!!!!!!!! See ya later gang........... have a fun afternoon!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[fendyweather]

See ya Hedge, gotta to go water my lovely toms and fruit trees Ive bought now. Then try and find a nice palm tree on e bay to buy for planting next to my lovely new deck. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I will feel like Im in the Med by the time my deck is finished and lovely palm trees planted next to it. Yaaaaaaaaaaaay for summer gardens. Off myself now peeps to feed my plants. Back later.

 

Take care y'all. Bye Enaid, hedge, Parky, Caz and all you good peeps h*ll bent on claiming back your spondoolies from the nasty banks. Go get em........... and enjoy the fun of the process in the meantime. Yaaaaaaaaaaaay. HAPPY SATURDAY, EVEN IF THE WEATHER IS POOPY. Fendy xxx

[fendyweather]

Okies, not much happened since I left I see, lots more peeps claiming money back from Nut west so that has to be a good thing............ xx

[hedgey06]

Always a good thing honey!!! New claimants............... luv it!!!! Looks like it's been a bit quiet today though.............. chillin' out day for everyone methinks!!!!!!!! xxxxx

[fendyweather]

I think so too. Not done diddly myself apart from water the newly planted plants to help them on their way.......... garden a bit like a bomb site at mo with new deck & pergola half up half down, half deck done, half not, holes everywhere, planks of wood, trampoline on its side looking forlorn, and lots of other plants sat at the back of the garden waiting to be planted................ a bit like beirut on a good night.................. so gotta wait for all work to be finished in garden before I can tidy it all up. A week or so away then yet, piles of rubble, and new grass to be laid. What a mess !!!!!

[hedgey06]

Lol.............. it'll look 'fab' when it's finished though honey! Gotta say - we've cheated!!! After years and years and years of replacing turf due to kiddies playing football, paddling pools, slides, water slides, dirty big sycamore at bottom of garden ........... you know what I mean!!! ............. we've astroturfed!!!!!! I know it's cheating - but couldn't bear to see any more grass 'go to turf'!!!!!!!!!!! Totally agree with you on the deck thingie though. Our garden's pretty small really, but the best bit is the deck!! Love sittin' out there in summer (or any time of year with the heater on!!!!!) ............ makes you feel as though you're on holiday!!!!!! In about 4 weeks though............ your garden's gonna be like sittin' out in the med somewhere. Mmmm...... yummy!!!!!! xxxxxx

[fendyweather]

I know Hedge youre right. Im busy looking for nice palm trees on e bay cos I want it to feel like Im on holiday every night through summer. Lol. How sad are we.......... I thought about the astro turf stuff, cos kids always playing footy on grass but hubby wont hear of it. It would be more practical I agree, but he says you cant beat the smell of fresh cut grass, so hubbys orders Im afraid. Weve not done too bad. This will be the first time weve replaced it in the 11 years weve lived here, so its done ok, and it only got wrecked end of last summer when we were building the conservatory and had to have all the building materials deposited in the garden, on the grass of course, and because it took about 3 weeks to build it was all ruined at the end of it, so we resolved to put up with it through winter and get some more for the summer, so thats next weekends job............ laying new topsoil and turf. Lovely mucky jobs, Yaaaaaaaaaaaay. We aint got a huge garden. Its about 45 metres long by about 16 metres wide, long oblong shape with a lovely pizza bread oven at the bottom of the garden, so Im hoping for nice weather this summer to enjoy the alfresco experience a bit more. sitting out sipping wine till the early hours. Yaaaaaaaaaay, can have some by then. Will have finished my detox thingy........... Yaaaaaaaay, even more reason to celebrate with vino then. xx

[hedgey06]

Brilliant Fend....... brilliant!!!!!!! Do you know what? When we first moved into this house, I hated the garden! I couldn't stand mowing, weeding, or anything else. But over the years, I've grown to love the place........ to the point where even the twinkies know which are my fave plants (hence......... which ones they can't smash with a football!!!!!!!) Must be something about women of a certain age methinks - you get in your late thirties and early forties and all of a sudden the things we used to do (e.g., going out) don't seem important any more. We seem to metamorphasise into earth mothers - luvvin nature, appreciating natural beauty and the simple things in life! Like sittin' out on the deck, admiring the plants we've lovingly planted.............. whilst sipping a few bottle of ribena!!!!!!!! Lol.............. I'll be looking at Laura Ashley's website in a mo!!! Although on second thoughts...........no.......... not going that far!!!!!!! Excuse my ramblings tonight honey............ I'm in proper 'woman' mode!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[fendyweather]

Lol Lol Ramble Away Hedge... ramble away. It always makes me laugh......... And for the record, any late 30's ladies out there worrying about age, DONT.................. I turned 40 in Feb and its brilliant. Loving it.................... fab............... life really does begin at 40. Been a non stop roller coaster since my birthday. Lol busy busy busy..........xxx

[Guest NATTIE]

fendy does that mean you still haven't run out of alcohol!!!