Cheekiness towards a DCA

[The GodMother]

Try this one that i have just kicked off donna on 2 pints.

 

I dont care how many erections you have had i am not comming round.

 

Can be chnged to paying you.

[The GodMother]

lol i wonder if i should bill companys for ignoring me

[The GodMother]

lol,,,priceless.

 

I'm looking forward to the day i tell a DCA i'm recording the conversation, then when they ask if i have a license (did i read that on this thread somewhere?) and what the number is; i shall say i've got 3,,,,,fishin, drivin' and T.V,,,what one do you want?

 

lol were getting worse.

[The GodMother]

I was looking for a bumble bee Mp3 to download, my keyboard still plays up after spitting beer all over it whilst reading this thread!

 

When coke accidently got spilt over ours we had to take it apart and clean in took ages but it helps if you do this.

 

1 remember where the keys go.

2 take it apart and using hot soappy water soak it then wash the bits or run it threw the dishwasher on a quick cold cycle.

3 towel dry the parts or wrap in a teatowel and on your coldest setting put your hair dryer on them.

4 have fun putting the pieces back togther.

[The GodMother]

next ones that call me are going to get the crime scene treatment i think. Just to here there voice shaking.

[The GodMother]

Its been sunshine here all day Goldlady.

 

They said they rain would be in the north all day must be cause of wimblodon.

[The GodMother]

Wouldn't lose any sleep, after all DCA employees get away with impersonating human beings every day.

 

David

 

 

Now i did wonder what theat strange object floating in the sky was. Now we no i best call area51 does anyone have the number?

[The GodMother]

Nowt to do with venus it was the ufo DCAs party nite.

[The GodMother]

BT:- directory enquirys how may i help.

ME:- Hi i need the number for area 51 as there is something strange floating in the sky.

BT:- oh yes heres the number 555-999-666-DCAs-Need-Shooting.

ME:- Thank you very much.

[The GodMother]

FB you are being nasty to the lovely DCAs.

[The GodMother]

Is anyone familier with the American show called Malchom in the Middle.

If so they will know about his friend, forgot his name but is in a wheel chair, this persons name is Stevie, and when he speaks he leaves long pauses between words about 3/5 seconds betweeen each word as though every word he speaks is a real struggle to say.

If Cabot ever get hold of my Number and ring then this is the way I will answer them.

The other way is to hold a voice simulator to you your neck so that you sound like a Darlick after inhaling that hyliem Gas so you will sound like that Darlick with the one eye that looks like a scrotom sack. U mean davros?

You could answer the phone saying is that the doctor.

 

very familiar with Malcom have see just about every eposoide.

[The GodMother]

I confused a DCA monkey the other day - he told me he couldn't give me his surname 'due to data protection'... I politely asked which part of the data protection act was being used for this - he said 'I will ask my supervisor..' which he did and came back and said 'Sorry, its not data protection, its company policy.'

 

The best one though was the one I posted earlier about the guy who promised to send complete statements and evidence of what I had purchased and then a letter turned up three weeks later saying 'passed to OC with no further action recommended'. He seemed so convinced he could get me to pay up.

 

DCA baiting should be come a national sport!

 

 

Now who do we complain to about getting it a nation sport for CAG users.

[The GodMother]

oh well glad we entertain u whilest u should be working.

[The GodMother]

sorry i have to agree with fred and babybear there they are both anoying. Anyway the bucket is more intelliget

[The GodMother]

there not blobs there greenies.

 

there is a thread that explains about the i will try and find it.

[The GodMother]

I posted this on a different thread but i thought it would be better here.

 

I was having a chat with one of the ppl on here last night and this is what we decided was a good idea.

 

1) Invoice each company £15 for opening reading and replying to there letters. Tell them they can take it off the bill or send a cheque direct to us.

2) Charge them a extra £5 each time we have to reply. So second letter will cost £20.

3) Charge them for each duplicate letter they need to be sent. £5 for first on then £4.99 for each one there after but this is only if the letter is one page long cause if it is more then the first one is charged at the £5/£4.99 but each addition page per letter is charged at £2.50 per page. A 3 page first letter costs £5 fir first sheet the £5 for both addition sheet totaling £10.

4) for every phone call we recieve we charge them £10 for the first 5 minute then £2.50 for each addition minute or part of. So a phone call lasting 20 minutes would cost them £47.50.

 

Remind them that all charges can come off the account.

 

Also remind them that if you have to do any type of legal reasurch, sitting on CAG, then this will cost them £50.00 for the first 30 minute then £25.00 for each additional 30 minutes after that.

 

This can also come off the bill.

 

also you must remind them that if the bill is not settled then you will take further steps to get your money back.

[The GodMother]

no its to do with beer

[The GodMother]

Moorcroft were advertising for doorstep collectors again in my local rag.

 

Am sooo tempted to apply. Then when they give me my list of people to go and hassle, I would print out some info off here and the website address. And help every single one of them to get Moorcroft off their backs and start a debt and hassle free life.

 

Then to be a proper Professional Field Enforcement Officer, I would go around the farms giving the farmers a rating out of 10 for their fields.

 

 

Same ere. For the past 8 weeks

They have been advertising in the local adverstiser. must be a problem with ppl leaving

[The GodMother]

If you're using Firefox or IE - download the CAG toolbar - it certainly works well in Firefox.

 

Fred

 

Where can i get that from?

[The GodMother]

When I answer the phone, I can usually tell its a call centre as there is a delay. I don't say hello, I just wait for them to speak. I then give the phone to my 2 year old. It's amazing how funny it is to hear some irate bint saying 'is your mummy there love - hello? and my daughter saying 'mummy gone' , 'hiya lady' and 'row row row your boat'.Its good fun!

 

 

Good that sounds fun.

[The GodMother]

.... and i'll throw all my toys out of the pram!

 

you could always say ur stupid or get out of my house or iam not your friend

Edited July 16, 2008 by The GodMother

[The GodMother]

and that then brings us on to

 

bet my brother can beat up your brother.

[The GodMother]

DCAs day out.

[The GodMother]

i cant remember what the first song i recorded was

[The GodMother]

we never said dcas were intelligent.