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this is so cool :D

 

The secret of the Wottingers….

 

After months of careful research the reason behind the Wottingers persistent absence from their house in the Night Garden has become clear. They moonlight - as do the Pontipines. Arriving early in the garden one day, this reporter followed the Wottingers as they left their house and took a taxi across the woods to another set where an alternative version of the programme was being filmed. The Wottingers home in this other set comes fully equipped with a plasma television, Wii, outside jacuzzi and fully-stocked walk-in freezer. Lavished by a level of attention not seen since the heady days of Beatlemania, the Wottingers take part in a variety of events, riding the Nissan Ninky Nonk and playing Air Guitar hero with the Tombliboos .

After a long day, the Wottingers return exhausted to their house in the original Night Garden, too tired to take part in anything but not too tired to take the regular pay cheque. A vast brood of demanding Wottingers requires a lot of maintenance after all!

As a surprise footnote to this discovery, this reporter noted with surprise that as daylight arrived, a batch of bedraggled-looking Pointpines turned up in a taxi and made their way into the Wottingers luxury home. As the daddy Pointpine passed the daddy Wottinger he was seen to press a guinea into his greasy wooden palm. So - thieves and benefit frauds all.

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Pinky Ponk GPS

 

Yesterday, the Pinky Ponk got stuck in a tree. The series of events leading up to this calamity were unassuming, as events often are in the Night Garden. However, right before the Pinky Ponk got stuck in the tree branches, it flew into a tree trunk, ricocheted off and got wedged in some other branches.

The occupants of the Pinky Ponk at the time (which included everyone except the Haahoos and the Wottingers) dislodged the Pinky Ponk by swaying backwards and forwards — much like a rally car driver.

After the Pinky Ponk had landed, I asked Igglepiggle what happened:

‘Well, ‘, said Igglepiggle, ‘usually, Pinky Ponks GPS will guide it through the trees and around any obstacles it might find in the garden.’

‘Why not this time?’ I ask, ’surely the tree it hit didn’t just pop into existance?’

‘Haha, no!’ laughed Igglepiggle, ‘it’s actually quite embarressing, but there are two possible reasons that the GPS stopped working; one, the batteries ran out, or two, and this one is more likely, it was a TIE’.

‘A Tie?’, I ask, shaking my head, ‘What is that?’

‘A Tittifer Induced Error’ said Igglepiggle. ‘It means that either a Titterfer has flown too close to the Pinky Ponk GPS and blocked the signal, or, and this is the embaressing bit, a Tittifer pooped onto the Pinky Ponk GPS ariel!’

I heard Upsy Daisy snigger.

‘This time though’, said IP, ‘a Tittifer flew too close. They do it on purpose sometimes for fun. The Pinky Ponk makes the funny frustrated farting noise then!’

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Right - that does it - I can't stand this any more. I'm just turning on CBeebies to see what all the fuss is about.

 

:rolleyes:

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Hmmmmm.

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Today wasnt a particularly good day to watch it was more for the specialist audience, tomorrow you will see the Tombliboos and be able to do the Makka Pakka dance and perhaps even see his OCD in all its glory :-)

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The Tittifers are fantastic though and you will really see what a total trollop that Upsey Daisy is

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I think I need to borrow a small child in order to appreciate it.

 

Personally I prefer Numberjacks.

 

:D

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tut tut, well as I have said before, you are welcome to borrow mine, he has gone to school today in a dalek costume (it is really great :-)) as they are raising money for CIN

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LOL - I bet he looks cute - any chance of a pic on Facebook later?

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I know I need to get out more - I sat and watched the whole thing out of choice!

 

:rolleyes:

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LOL

 

It's not my mind he's interested in.

 

;)

 

This is all wrong on a kids' tv thread.

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No, it's absolutely right - Lula and I try to be all grown-up and sensible, but it always comes back to ITNG in the end.

 

ps I have bought little Tiglet a Ninkynonk for christmas.

 

What a pip!

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I did like Upsy Daisy - and Iggle Piggle was a very naughty not going to bed at the end.

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As you can tell by my avatar (and the student photos my friend posted on facebook last night) I have an affinity with Upsy Daisy.

 

Iggle Piggle doesn't go to bed every night - unfortunately, the poor love has memory problems due to the drugs they put in the Pinkyponk juice, so he just forgets.

 

And every night Derek Jacobi has to remind him.

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Yes, I saw your pics.

 

I much prefer Numberjacks to ITNG, I'm afraid. I even logged onto their site and listened to the Scary Spoon song.

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Little tiglet LOVES numberjacks - but currently is very much into singing and dancing to the Autumn Harvest song - I'll try to get a video and post on facebook.

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