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S'alright Lexi, I've got tonsillitis so I'm diseased as well lastie postie ps how's your daughter Spammie, glad to have her home I bet And stop writing so flippin' small I'm going cross-eyed here trying to read it Trip to specsavers is in order I think.....

I hope there's more than one fireman coming, that blummin' Spammie'll be hogging all the dirty ones What about some hunky soldiers? Best leave the litter tray at home and bring a large bucket of cold water instead Calm deown ladies

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MTM, I'm not sure what planet you're on......

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Not Australia surely

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Firstly, condolences Tex, best wishes, to you and your family x Spammie, how's your daughter? Hope she's ok And CS, how are you doing?

Lovely, what do I bring? A pouch of Kitekat and a litter tray? Still I wouldn't have to queue for the ladies ....

CS I'm so sorry to hear about your dad, I can't imagine what you're going through Are you on your own or have you got someone with you? I hope you don't think I'm being presumptuous, but I agree, there's no point in worrying your sister if there's nothing she can do. I'm only a virtual picture on a screen, but sending your dad all the best wishes in keeping strong, and for you too CS. Hugs and good thoughts to you and your family, love Maggie x

That's what I'm worried about! Hils I'm definately coming if you're bringing a fireman

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Am I the only one that's a wee bit nervous about meeting a load of people they've never met before? I know it sounds daft but I'm terribly shy really

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Think I'll follow this pancake

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