Cheekiness towards a DCA

[The GodMother]

Sounds like a fine idea to me Goldlady. We'll need a manifesto and a few policies, so here's a few ideas:

• Income tax to be reduced to 5p in the pound.
  
• Tax on fuel, cigarettes and alcohol to be removed completely. Thats a good idea my OH will love that one
  
• Scrap the Barnett formula and distribute the money fairly around all councils in the UK. That way, if the Jocks want free central heating, university places etc., they can bloody well pay for it themselves. They already have the tax-raising powers but, not surprisingly, they'd prefer the English to pay. Yep Fully agree
  
• Have a referendum on the European Constitution.
  
• Turn the Police 'Service' back into a Police 'Force' and make them start dealing with proper crime instead of persecuting motorists and people who put golliwogs in shop windows. Defently
  
• Bring the Army back home from Iraq and Afghanistan and replace them with every DCA employee. Then tip off Al Quaeda with the whereabouts of the Blair Oliver and Scott and Credit Solutions regiments. No Comment, getting my practise in, Fully agree.
  
• Sack the 500,000 additional civil servants who have been employed by Broon to make our lives a misery and make them do real jobs. Yep and make them do something like sweeping the roads.
  
• Scrap charges for going a few pence over your funding limit YEP YEP YEP
  
• Ban the following TV programmes:
  • Soap Operas NO some of them are good at times.
    
  • 'Reality' TV Shows YEP
    
  • Anything at all featuring Cilla Black or Terry Bloody Wogan God yes

  [*]An outright ban on political correctness in all its forms.

I could probably go on, but that will do for starters.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

 

Like that maybe we should come up with a bit more

[The GodMother]

I like your style fred

 

how about a few bits n bobs in there about

 

• the ever rising council tax that seems to pay for things i dont use or need apart from rubbish collection, ill keep my £1300 thanks. Yep and make them account for every single penny they want.
  
• public transport costs being GREATLY reduced i understand the need for fare rises in fuel consuming methods, but electric bloody trams?? yep and scrap the fully free bus pass for the elderly as they thing they are entitled to get on the bus and take up the buggy/wheelchair places or even attempt to push me over to get on the bus and then moan loudly when they have to walk more than a few steps to the nearest seat.
  
• immigration. that old stickler. STOP letting every other nation in Europe into this country, keep our jobs for the layabouts affected by my next proposal... God yes scrap the imigration
  
• Change the welfare state. an 18 yr old who has never worked a day cos they are too lazy is NOT entitled to benefits, where are there contributions?!! Yep
  
• rise in the national pension Yep but make sure it is fair as the ppl that cant work for medical reasons are alread getting less than half of what the pensioners get a week

Im done.

 

A few more would be great.

[The GodMother]

Of course, vital part of the manifesto we forgot. A full cabinet must be available to members at all times:D. Whisky for me please.

 

Done GL

 

oddly enough this is one of the last thngs to come up.

 

OK who is going to run the party and what DCAs are we going to use as our tea/drink boys and our foot stools.

[The GodMother]

OMG this is just what i need at this time of the morning to laugh so much that i am now comfy.

 

is it ok for me to Nick a few ideas like the bullet pointing of each paragraph and the putting letters in landscap and putting in no puncuation.

 

thanks for making me feel better.

[The GodMother]

no we can still do that as it would be just as fun.

 

we could also write to them making sure we use every colour of the rainbow and asking them if it looks pretty?

[The GodMother]

LOL Rahl.

[The GodMother]

carry on with the ideas.

 

Yes questioning u are rite u have to be in it to win it so carry on buying thoses tickets.

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[The GodMother]

well we would do Mr M but i dont think the DCAs are calling anyone.

 

I know all we seem to be getting is calls asking to speak to XX person @XX prison.

 

I no there is a over crowding issue but when was a 2 bed house turned in to a prison and how much are they paying us.

 

All tho they also dont seem to get the message that the owner of the phone is my OH and not a prson person. Keep calling at all times a day ranging from 3am to about 7pm.

[The GodMother]

well is that not harassement?

 

just give them one of your tea towel convos that should help them.

[The GodMother]

Excel that is a good one.

 

Dont think it will work as ODC wont get what money ODC wants for the debt as they buy them at a reduced rate and that would mean ODC losing moneyand i dont think ODC likes lossing money.

[The GodMother]

were back on to the tea towel querys again are we?

[The GodMother]

we know that the FOS will not do anything till the compalints procedure has been delt with but it does not stop us from ringing them up and getting advise on what we can do does it.

[The GodMother]

well i do anyway as they are not writing to me.

[The GodMother]

If a DCA/OC tells u they have rote to u use this.

 

BBC NEWS | Business | Royal Mail misses delivery target

[The GodMother]

LOL cashins.

 

Glad they are helping the needy............NOT.

 

Something tells me tho they have not missed out on there wages tho.

[The GodMother]

Personal i say do both as you will have fun.

[The GodMother]

welcome back FB.

 

While u have been gone i have had my baby.

[The GodMother]

yep odc i fully agree.

 

did u ever find the book on alien language?

[The GodMother]

yes my FIL being ill and needing to have a op.

[The GodMother]

Oh were back to the leaving them on hold trick are we.

 

another member cant remember whoput the phone down and went and vacuumed her hallway then went back to the phone and the DCA was still ranting away. so she started loading the diswasher and came back to her phone and she was still going she said she must have been ranting for over an hour.

[The GodMother]

How did this complete insane thread goe forom bumble bees and teatowels to darleks?

 

I have only just been watching DR who in the past 2 episodes.

[The GodMother]

good you could make that in to the new harry potter books.

 

DCAs in stead of dementor and CAG in stead of dumblodores army.

 

Now theres a thought.

 

Anyway i cant wait till saturday it will be the third eposide of DR Who i have watched and just wondering of the DR realie dies or not.

[The GodMother]

hi all hows it going?

[The GodMother]

its going fine for me to.

 

I got a free taster bottle of JD threw the post this morn and will be using it tonite.

 

Stardust. How about sending it as a worm and wiping out there whole systems now that would be cheeky and really nasty.