PO - you're on my "good" list, for what it's worth. As Tiglet says, I'm ok at tattoos and irn bru, but that's about all. Oh, and I can talk plenty rubbish, but I get paid to do that!

That would be funny, if it was not the case that so many of the anwers were exactly that. :-?

Good. Then you'll know that we love DMD in the DAG. I don't care what colour he is. There's a few that post there that consistently give good advice, and others that keep posting there who give very flaky advice. DMD is in the former category. As are CB, TT, ODC and the site helpers Rory and Sequensi. From a newbie's pov, it would be good to separate experienced and good posters from those who have just been around for a long time, or have got "pips". I've clicked on posts which I thought were giving me good advice and really wish I could "unclick" them now I know better. I'm also aware that this is a huge site, and that mods/sitehelpers may have a specific remit. Would it be possible to include this in their title? As I've seen at least one site helper asking questions in the DAG that even I could have answered prior to signing up to this site.

Strong words, maybe Freaky, but from the heart. And, without wanting to preach hippy principles*, I suggest that this is one of the most fundamental of hippyism. What I just said, I have no idea, but I believe it totally. Same Difference - ouch - just like Donny and Marie without the sex appeal. (where's the sarcasm emoticon?) WTF did Simon give them a love song? *mostly because I have not got a scooby what they are

I realise that I talk nonsense. However, I've been looking to improve. I've been made aware that one way to do this is to convert to talking absolute nonsense. In order to do this I need a pair of stilts. Does anybody have a pair they'd be willing to exchange? All serious offers considered.

Yes, that's him - I HATE him! Also - what's with Same Difference?

Obviously way over we girlies' heads!

Well, don't say I didn't tell you so.

Thank you Robert - and with the lyrics as well. Oh, I'm going to be popular with the neighbours now.

Gosh, that's quick! What I'm really after is a Noggin the Nog tape, but I'd settle for the Clangers. Or a copy of Jimmy Osmond singing "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool" Now that's class!

I've given this a great deal of thought (at least 5 seconds) and I've concluded that, while they do not exist in any objective fashion, they subsist. I have no idea what the above means, and am going to have another fairy cake while I digest this.

Posts in the Bear Garden are not real posts. They do not exist in any meaningful way ...

I can do you a deal on some lovely balloons.

Fairy cakes Balloons full of hot air, of course!

I'm a philosopher, paintball. My job is not to answer questions.

It's, erm ... a bottle for flies!

Yeah, my dad always did that "Mozart is best" thing when I was growing up. But he watches X Factor now and rings me after to see what I thought of the bands. And, ahem, though I says it as shouldn't - I know a couple of the members of fairly big Indie bands (no names, no pack drill) are watching it. (OK, one I think is quite big here, the other is big in OZ at the moment).

I'm devastated. I'm too upset to even post. That's all, folks - Scotland are out. Phew, I'm so glad I'm English. Split nationality has its advantages sometimes.

Sad, innit - gone are the good old days of Cliff at number one. I'm oddly hooked on X Factor. How sad is that, as an ex-punk?

Yeah, well it's here: The X Factor - News & Features So I guess it's common news. The best of the groups, IMO.

I'm almost embarrassed to tell you. My fly bottle is just made of plain glass. It's just an ordinary fly bottle. However, it does come with its original packaging (circa 1953). I'm quite attached to it, but admit it is of esoteric interest. And the time has come, as the walrus so wisely said, to get rid of childish things (or was that St Paul? - always getting those two confused). I'd be willing to include an ice skate in order to seal the deal. I really do want to find a good home for my fly bottle.

Adam Chandler, Aaron Delahunty, Matthew Protheroe, Sean Rumsey and Richard Wilkinson. Not Nick though.

Good for you, vimto boy.

future proof?

? Didn't watch it then Shane Ward Leona :p To all of you. I love it.