*Pokes head in....retreats in shock hoping no one noticed*

It is my birthday today

I should win the pasty

I have a word in mind for this post, but site rules and my manners prevent me from using it.

*Bookie bites own tongue VERY hard*

Still, I suppose I could always chat myself up, you never know, we might even end up fancying each other, or maybe getting so drunk that we really don't give a monkey's...

Species? Am I one all to myself now? Does that make me unique? How on earth will I be able to propagate the species...

But yes...I was going on a bit, but in fairness the other two just sat there, lantern jawed, and would not have been able to speak had they wanted to...

And agreed to be not as late in coming as this one was...

Yum yum...delicious pasties, absolutely spiffing topics of conversation...no citrus ice Fanta for Crush (boy, did he give them a piece of his mind) and yes, the pasties could have been a little warmer...

Still, the pasty gang was back in action...setting the world to rights...and some of it may even hit the news headlines shortly!

Does it mean you could eat a whole raven?

3 hrs, 17 mins...and I am ravenous...

I have yet to see anything in the Bear Garden worthy of a rep.

My pic on facebook has green lasers in the background, if that's any help?

Yes...of the pasties...after all, no-one reading this thread would want to look at our ugly mugs, but they are all clamouring for a new pasty centrefold, to hang on the wall...just look at that golden pasty crust...oooh, and what simply divine crimping...phwoooar!

Yes...tomorrow at 12...the geet big oggie countdown...

Or just be out their helping people and giving advice to those who are vulnerable or don't have a scooby what they are doing rather than posting cr@p in the bear garden.

The bear garden is exactly that, a place to relax, out of office hours, After all, it is a very lucky person indeed who is actually paid to sit and gossip in the pub all night...

You don't have me yet: do a friend search on 'spiceskull' - you won't find me anywhere (he said hopefully)

indeed.

 

I usually tell the waitress

 

"don't DARE bring a plate, knife and fork."

But you can, and people frequently have, left their reputation in the Bear Garden

I think repping should be banned completely...if you want to have kudos, then the simplest thing is to be the highest bidder: the longer your arms, and the more shallow your pockets, the more kudos you gain...

It goes without saying that the short armed and deep pocketed will have very few recommendations...

You ate the napkin? What happened, couldn't tell the difference in taste between the napkin and the pasty?

46 hrs, 33 minutes and counting. I must confess to cheating, as I have just returned from a scouting mission to Barney's, and whilst there partook in a little 'quality checking' experiment...actually, I partook in a jumbo 'quality checking' experiment, accompanied by a cup of tea...and a napkin...

Nearly there...

Ooooh! Young man!

Why? the BG isnt the place for advice, tell the whingers to get out there and earn their rep points, jeesz, some people need to get a life

53 hrs, 17 minutes to P-Time...

Well...I'm now counting down the hours...60.5 until we have our next pasty fest...looks like it will be a boys event as usual...no-one else seems capable of keeping up with us...

well at least some of the cabinet will already have had experience of being convicted