lol now that is funny

Yes...words...mouth...right out of...my...you took...spring to mind. You took the words right out of my mouth...Bookie's corset is not my corset...my corset is black, not purple...I wouldn't be seen dead in purple...

"It's maaaaahhhh cooooorsettttt!"

Well this one will put colour in your life, light purple, dark purple, but omg so much purple!!

 

Bookie pleeeaaaasssssseeeeee let me show him!!!

No need to beg...she will show me as a matter of course...consider it my punishment for my belligerence and my bnockering!

LOL...well, I still maintain that nothing could ever compare...after THAT picture all else is just a metter of degrees and shades...light grey, dark grey...but still grey...

You have got to be kidding!!

 

I am meeting up with her in a few weeks, and even i'm not that brave

 

Saying that, you have to see that pic. If you ask her nicely she might show you!

Take it from one who knows from experience...four meetings at the last count (five if you count seeing her off the train down here in Cornwall) - bravery is not what you need at this moment in time...two certified doctors, a mobile chemist, and perhaps a St Bernard to keep you supplied with blissfully mind numbing brandy...those are your prime requirements at a time like this...

 

Do I want to see the picture? Listen matey, I have seen the Rocky Horror pictures...nothing, and I repeat NOTHING can ever compare to those!

Got it.

 

OMG that is brilliant. And that corset is amazing (I want it!!)

 

But 1 word of advice...DONT RUN!!!!!

OMG - pandering to Bookie's vanity...do you have any idea of the path that you are embarking upon? I have been there...believe me...it is the darkest of paths. Turn back now, whilst you still have the opportunity, and whilst you still have what remains of your sanity...

In all fairness, I'd say that the fact the guy was "drunk and high on cocaine" is more likely to be the deciding factor here....

 

 

(Bookie waits for SS to come back with reply that no, it's probably cos they were from Croydon )

Well, it's funny you should say that...I was going to put both facts in my post, but decided to omit both...but then again no-one knows the Croydon residents better than a Croydon resident...so I left it to the expert instead...

Oh dear...oh dear oh dear oh dear...this is a terrible thing to have happened...I know what it is like but to go to such extremes? There are some very strange people out there...

SSL, YGM.

 

FYEO.

I have? Where?

Gyz beat me to it...Bookie does not need a costume...besides, if she does turn up to a Halloween party they would turn her away for being toooooooooo scary: "it'ssss maaaaaahhhh mmooooooooonnnnneeeeeee" - that should getthem running for miles...

 

Still, me old mucker, you know that if could be bother coming to chavvy Croydon then I would put some Germolene and a plaster on your fingers...so there is the tenderness bit for you...and it is frankly all I have to give today...

I note also that Northern Rock (the Government Bank) is now reposessing homes at a phenomenal rate, something like three time the industry average...

 

Perhaps the Government wishes to finally do away with PFI, and abandon the '200,000 new homes a year' policy - instead they believe it will be cheaper to just come along and take them away from people, and build the social housing stock that way instead.

I remeber drinking that in my late teens

Do you mean to say that after your first tatse you actually came back for more? Bloody hell, the tone of this thread has already dropped...

Have a look here...I was once after a discussion on the free stickers that came with Spooks biscuits...and found this wonderful place for all us kids of the early sixties that discovered things in the early seventies...

Toffee Logs, Shrimps, Sherbet Fountain, Wham Bar, Blue Ribband, Bazookas (I was a member of the Bazooka Joe Club), Parma Violet's, Sugar Mice, Milk Gums, Fish'n'chips(chocolate), Pontefract Cakes, Brown Gems, Golf Ball Bubble Gum, Coconut Mushrooms, Cherry Lips, Toffo Bars, Pint Pots, Sherbet Filled Fruits.

 

To name just a few. mmmmmmmmmmm

You can still get most of those at pick 'n' mix counters today...

Can we still get Bazzy Joe bubble gum...with the free comic inside?

We are talking Spanish Gold (coconut tobacco for kids) Spooks bisuits and the heyday of television alcohol adverts..."Arctic Lite...it's electric!"

LOL - does that mean visitors from Disneyland don't get counted in the listings?

...and so it came to pass...what a pickle we are all going to be in now...can the Government really allow taxpayers to be 'charged' £38 for going overdrawn?

That's cos he doesn't have one.

Grrrr!

Oh but he does my dear, and it's up for sale ..

Double grrr! However, when I do sign my soul away, I will sign it Mickey Mouse...poor mouse, but the little sh*t deserves everything he gets...

Who's forcing you to read this stuff? Anyway, it's alright for you young Spicicles, you haven't just been purchased by some old rustbucket; your soul is not in jeopardy ...

 

Perhaps, but I did manage to kick yo' butt, and bring you to your knees...my kick was so cr*p that the result was the funniest thing I have seen in ages...

Ah now, THAT's a picture of Spicey I recognise!

Blinking flip, worm...leave me alone tonight...I am furiously writing many many letters and emails...I really could do without the distractions tonight...

I rest my case, m'lud.

Ooooh! You cheeky mare...that really was below the belt...you are so so so gonna get a slap the next time I'm in Croydon...

Prove it:p

 

I sent bling cagbot a friends request ages ago and he hasn't accepted yet.

Old Blingy is fussy about who he has as friends...

I am the Bling Cagbot!!!

Wow, amazing what you find when you see the word pasty - methinks this is a Cornwallian regional CAG thing going on here, he he - make mine a Tribute please. and that's a pint not a half - well I'm hardly gonna find an Old Hooky in here now am I?

Aaah, Old Hooky, I remember it well...I would always have a pint of Hookey with my tea (usually a bag of quavers, but sometimes pork scratchings instead...)

 

Tribute? E're, maid, 'ow do 'ee know 'bout Tribute then?