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  1. They are making combined juke boxes and washing machines now?! Cool! Got to get me one of those:D What tunes does it play? Dirty Little Secrets by Bon Jovi, Wash by Pearl Jam, Clean by Depeche Mode?
  2. Now if you could have found another machine that moved like that you could have raced them and made some money from taking bets:D
  3. You don't need a nice man to fix it, LL - washing machines are usually really easy to repair and the parts can be ordered online. The capacitor went on mine (loud bang, smoke, terrible pong of burning plastic). The postage cost more than the part, delivery in 24 hours, repair took 10 minutes; working washing machine for less than a tenner:) Always best not to use a lump hammer though:D
  4. Hiya Lexis, seeing your avatar reminded me of three guys my brother used to work with who hired scooters whilst on holiday abroad and carved crash hats out of water melons and wore them for a week:D The scooter hire shop was so impressed they asked if they could keep the water melon skid lids to put on display in the shop:lol:
  5. Dieting makes you fat and damages your health - it's been confirmed:) Was reading an online woman's magazine; you know the kind of article, 12 ways to tone up your legs, yadda, yadda - one advised wearing ankle weights to perform your every day tasks, "but this is not recommended whilst driving":lol::lol: Can you imagine? Vrooooom, nee naw, nee naw, 'I'm sorry I was speeding officer, it was my ankle weights making my foot heavier on the accelerator pedal'
  6. Me too, Tills! So here's an appropriate song..... People Are Strange - Echo And The Bunnymen
  7. It's a Kind Of Magic - Queen better to lose your 's' than your mind, Tilly;)
  8. Wonder if a dom could knock some sense into that barking cleric? Probably not, but boy would she enjoy herself trying:lol:
  9. Erm, so how exactly do 'promiscuous' woman cause earthquakes? It would have to be some pretty vigorous bonking to cause tectonic plates to shift:p
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