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  1. Stay I pulled into the crowded car park at the local supermarket and rolled Down the car windows to make sure my Lab Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat And I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the kerb backward, Pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, 'Now you stay. Do you hear me?' 'Stay! Stay!' The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, Gave me a strange look and said, 'Why don't you just put the handbrake on?
  2. A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a Blonde from Economy class makes her way to the First class section and sits down. The Flight Attendant asks to see her ticket, and tells her that as she has only paid for Economy, that is where she must sit. The Blonde responds... I am Blonde, I am beautiful, I am going to Toronto and I am staying right here. The Flight Attendant speaks with the Pilot and Co Pilota bout this and asks what should be done. The Co Pilot goes back to First Class and speaks with the Blonde,advising that her ticket is an Economy one and that is where she must sit. The Blonde responds... I am Blonde, I am beautiful, I am going to Toronto and I am staying right here. The Co Pilot reports back to the Pilot and suggests having the Police waiting at Toronto to arrest the Blonde. However, the Pilot says, “You say she is Blonde? I am married to a Blonde, I speak Blonde” – So off he goes,bends down and whispers something in the Blonde’s ear. She immediately apologises, gets up and returns to her seat in Economy. What did the Pilot say to the Blonde to make her return to her Economy seat without fuss...? “Madam,First Class does not go to Toronto”
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