Feel Free. Hey I aint responcible for the laffs. I learnt all I know from this site. Its Great.

Just had a dealing with this dodgy company. 6 weeks, I have had Text Messages saying "Congratulations, you have won a prize, contact 08701590162 quoting referance number **********v". Like yeah ok sod that off. Still getting calls off them, "I aint answering them" from them. Then this message came threw "Urgent business MSG call 08701590162 quoting ***********v. alternatively go to www.intrum.co.uk, Intrum Justiti Ltd." Yeah ok, I still aint ringing back. Then came the Letter. "Failure to make payment after the Judgement may resultin the use of a Bailiff or Sheriff Officer, or deductions being made from your wages." Excuse me. So I thought, cut out the Monkey Boys, and contact the original company direct. They got the wrong address I moved out on. But anyway I still owe them money so pay up. "Sod off, prove it" was my reply. This is the best bit, the Company are sending me, every communication we have ever had, Letters, payments, phone call transcripts the works. Back to IJ. I gets there landline number, im not ringing them on an expensive number. (also its free to ring landline numbers, can argue all day with them). I asked for my prize. Nope I aint won one. Ok so I won a date in court, cool prize. The rest of the call went like this. Me: What was so urgent?. IJ: You owe us Money. Me: who are you. IJ: we are the world leading Debt collection company and we intend to collect this debt. (edited) Me: How you collecting it? IJ: You pay us. Me: I dont owe you money, I owe ******** money apparently. So im paying you nothing. IJ: yes you are. Me: isn't threatening letters, calls and texts illegal? IJ: Prove we did Me: I got the first letter here saying you sending in the baliffs IJ: we dont deal with Baliffs. Me: Says in letter u do IJ: it says we may Me: You just said you dont deal with Baliffs IJ: We dont, its a scare tactic. (PRICELESS) Me: You dont scare me IJ: Pardon Me: Bargghh (loudly) IJ: What you do that for? Me: Did I scare you? IJ: You did a little. Me: Good thats how you scare people IJ: How u wish to Pay. Me: I dont IJ: Mr ********* you must pay Me: Why u not sending the Baliffs and the debt is wrong I dispute it. IJ: we'll have to send it back. Me: Barggghhhhh IJ: Can you stop doing that Me: Just testing my scare tactics are working IJ: I am ending this call Me: But I having fun Silence Me: Hello Me: Barrggghhhh IJ: we are sending the debt back for investigation, Goodbye Me: Can I call again? Line goes dead....

then put ur address on the envelope and no stamp. Put on the other side, if un-delivered, please return and the address of who u want it to goto lol:lol:

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I didnt see u was a lasher, u could try www.virusforlashers.com I dunno if it exists and do not click lol

You want me to do the research as well Joking Download Free Java Software - Sun Microsystems

I had a cool idea, for a website. Selling nothing, absolutely nothing. People pay and get a receipt for nothing, which they can put in a card, to say the got someone nothing for xmas etc. I got all the way to the final stages, when I was informed the TAX office and Office of Fair Trading would close it down. Shame really, all the Americains that would of fell for it.

OUCH, Big OUCH. never remove updates, unless u remove the whole program. To fix Java, completely remove it from your PC, do a disk clean up and restart ur machine. Then re-install it. It should install the latest version without all the updates.

Its on Speed touch routers, in the middle. I used to have one myself, but when AOL replaced it, they sent me a rubbish one. I wouldn't recommend Speedtouch they are poor technology, and cut ur speed for no reason. Ok restarting solves it, but its bloody annoying.

Just Bumping this, as I am sending out my Xmas Cards to DCA's only. Must make sure they get them.

Ok a few months a go I walked into PC World to pick up a laptop cooler and get some advice. Whilst waiting in the queue I over heard the woman at the front, say her Router wasn't working. She asked for a replacement or her money back. Ok said the guy got to ask a few questions. Was it windy outside? Yes the lady replied. THats your problem he blurted out, the wind was blowing your signal away. I burst out laughing, so much so that security had a word. I never heard so much bull**** in my life. Anyway I pointed out to the woman, that there is a button that opens the router up for 1 minute, that allows wireless connections threw. its added security to stop people stealing your net. The woman gave me her number and asked me to help her set it up, and I did and it worked. Now I never thought any thing of it till today, I was looking for a Laptop for my girlfriend for Xmas. This was the one I was looking at. And I read more bull****. Toshiba L300-11V Laptops - Cheap Toshiba Laptops.. Buy the Toshiba L300-11V laptop at PC World. Now in red is the Bull****. The 2GB of Memory (RAM) has nothing to do with storing Photos, documents or MP3's. It just helps your Laptop run better, run better programs and the more RAM the faster it should be. However they should of said, that the 160GB Hard drive, allows you more space to store Countless photos, documents and MP3 files. So is it really advice you can trust?

Delete,you need to get some Antivirus, again Download . Com and get AVG Free. Also a usefal tip, any links, before u click them, hover ur cursor over it, look in the bottom left corner of Internet Explorer, it will tell u were the link goes. Only click trusted links.

Classic goto download dot com. and type in Vundo. Download Superantispywaraway free version. its a good program and doesn't ignore your internet company spyware.

I just hate anything sea-side and still a bit pee'd off that some git in a Tangerine suite, drove his lorry into the lamp post ourside my place last night and broke my up stairs window. As for the Preston Blackpool stuff, its only going to get better. I have to travel with Man Utd fans very 2 weeks on the train, I can assure u, my opinion on them is justified. Maybe my banter was a bit to strong, but with less than a month to go till the big Derby what u expect:-D

So Secretly your a Man United Fan?

Yes you guessed it, Train Fairs are going UP again and the Goverment are the guilty party. Now the other year, Virgin trains lost out on the Cross Country services to Arriva (haha when they finally take over) because they only wanted to put train fairs up by the cost of inflation. But Arriva said they would put them up by 4% above inflation, so the Goverment gave it Arriva. Now this past few weeks, Gordon Brown (Prime minister wannabe) has been telling us that they want to help us. So what they do, they wack up Train Fares and Buy our Banks and the real reason is control. Grodon Fecking Brown and his Labour, are secretly making this a nanny state. Can't afford to travel more control, he can now see were and what u spend your money on. You can't move house. We are now Prisoners in our own fecking country. I will expect the Army will be on the streets next, when he plans to take over the country without an election (wait he's already fecking done it). You think China control was bad, wait till labour get their way. Every Email, Every Call, every letter etc, will be vetted, copied and stored. They even have people following you recording you. At the next Election, if we get one, GET GORDON BROWN OUT, because his party are a bunch of freaks. I better go before they have me arrested.

This thread should be Closed and deleted. Some Man Utd armchair supporter has alienated me and now its personnal. Man Utd are full of Glorified, jumped up, arrogant, Environment clogging, moaning, bloody Glory Hunters. Thailand, I agree with you about Chelsea and Tottenham be useless. But how dare you have a go at Preston, just because are supporters are loyal and will still be supporting us no matter what division we are in. I really hope liverpool or Hull win the prem this year and United win sod all. See were ur fans would be next season. And to make this thread worse, someone calling themselves Sea-sidelady(hate sea siders) then agree's with you that Chelsea will it. Ya know sod all about Football do ya? Chelsea are also going to win sod all. Rant over. Come on you Whites

Early Budget news 5p on the cost of a bank withdrawl.

No, not to keep out the English, to keep out a Scot, that yesterday, took the one control the scots had over the English and put in the English hands. Devaloution anyone? Gordon Brown, is the first man not to be voted in, to spend the Tax payers money on doubling the Tax payers debt. But don't worry Gordon Brown has opened a new door, when the DCA Letter hits the mat, take to the government, they now bail people out in a crisis. Anyway, I want to sell may tax payers shares in the bank to pay off my debts. Hows the Wall coming on Angus? This was my take on the ****e Gordon Brown has caused.

And a Ashley Cole lol

England 5-1 Kazakhstan The English National Anthem went out of tune and it was a bit like England in the final third. New CD for the National Anthem Please. England set their stall out early, with plenty of early possesion, England made the game look one sided for the first 10 minutes. Kazakhstan had their first chance on 10 minutes, a shot that went accross goal with no danger to David James goal. On 12 minute England had a lucky escape when Mathew Upson passed back to James very close to the by-line and the ball was closed on by Kazakhstan, and it rebounded wide. For All the pressure England are have, the age old problem of not taking chances is England in the Early parts of the first half and a full Wembley fell quiet. A lively Theo Walcott has been let down with final passes and touches, which has been England all over in the first half which is why the game was England 0-0 Kazakhstan at Half time. England got the Second half off to the great start, Corner Whipped in on 52 Minutes and Ferdinand at the back post Headed in. Moments later, Kazakhstan made David James pull off a great save. Kazakhstan came back into the game a little after the goal, forcing James into a few saves. Englands second came on 65 minutes, Lampards freekick swung in, Rooney pressured the Kazakhstan Defender who nodded into his own goal. A mistake by Ashley cole let the ball fall to Kukeyev and the ball was put in on 68 minutes. Rooney Finally got on the score sheet just after Kazakhstand made a subsitute, Wes Brown crossed the ball in for Rooney to head in on 77. Walcott was taken off and Beckham came on on 79 minutes, Theo tied as the game got on and couldn't make an impact. Rooney Managed to get his 2nd just before being taken off, a shot close range into the right of the box to make it 4-1 to England. Rooney was also given the Sponsors Man of the Match. Defoe made it 5-1, running clear and slotting under the advancing keeper. The Game ended 5-1, if only England had of taken chances in the first half, the score could of been much more. England 1 David James (Portsmouth), 2 Wes Brown (Manchester United), 3 Ashley Cole (Chelsea), 4 Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), 5 Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United), 6 Matthew Upson (West Ham United), 7 Theo Walcott (Arsenal)^79, 8 Frank Lampard (Chelsea), 9 Emile Heskey (Wigan Athletic), 10 Wayne Rooney (Manchester United)^^86, 11 Gareth Barry (Aston Villa) Substitutes 12 Scott Carson (West Bromwich Albion), 13 Glen Johnson (Portsmouth), 14 Wayne Bridge (Chelsea), 15 David Beckham (LA Galaxy)^79, 16 Shaun Wright-Phillips (Manchester City),17 Jermain Defoe (Portsmouth)^^86, 18 Peter Crouch (Portsmouth) Kazakhstan 1 Alexandr Mokin (Alma-Ata), 3 Alexandr Kirov (Alma-Ata)**85, 4 Alexandr Kuchma (Astana), 5 Alexandr Kislitsyn (Shakhtyor), 7 Tanat Nusserbayev (Ordabasy), 8 Sergey Skorykh (Tobyl), 9 Sergey Ostapenko (Alma-Ata)*76, 10 Rulsan Baltiyev (Tobyl), 16 Sabyrkhan Ibrayev (Tobyl), 21 Zhambyl Kukeyev (Alma-Ata), 14 Yuriy Logvinenko (Aktobe) Substitutes 18 Andrey Morev (Aktobe), 2 Kairat Nurdauletov (Tobyl), 17 Gleb Maltsev (Irtysh)*76, 15 Ilya Vorotnikov (Alma-Ata), 13 Talgat Sabalakov (Tobyl)**85, 20 Maxim Azovskiy (Alma-Ata), 23 Bekzat Beissenov (Ordabasy)

Haha, same as my, £7.50 Late payment fee and £4.50 not paying by direct Debit. Oh and I do pay by direct Debit. I want all case posted on here with as much detail as poss. I going to teach BT.

Ok I am fed up of my Bills being wrong, them making errors and charging me for it, invisible engineer call outs and late payments when my bill comes Early. So I have informed BT if this happens again I will be taking BT to Court for Fraud. If anyone else is having the same problems, list them here and if I take them to court you can join me.