Are you not a little cold Madam? Or is zis your vay of attracting the men?

Louis

Chastity Belt

What is zis zen madam, are you toying wiz ma affections? On one thread you are doing ze flirtings, and on zis thead it is something differaant, or I you playing me for ze foolish possums?

Louis

right thigh was

WELL,WELL,WELL, MADAME BOSSY BREECHES,

YOU said that you were giving me the night off from my labours.

I return early to find you making small talk with the white T shirt man.

You have discarded me for a man who boasts of his domestic qualifications, but he has no domestic qualifications to outshine mine.

I am bereft, Madam, have I not always tried to please you? My feather duster lies limp with shame. I will not be able to hold my head up high whenever I go shopping.

Tomorrow, I shall look for a new position, I ope that you and the fancy white T shirt man will be vey 'appy togezzer, you see what you ave done to me madam, i have lost my powers of speech.

Your umble and discarded servant Louis xxxxx

the tops off

Mr Wolf and Mr Fox are no more, Spillers has used them for experimentation. The Wolf you see here, is just an illusion.

live out his

resucitate

little green eyed

Umbrella Man......Flanagan & Allen

and tentacles too.

sorbet

Now I really do need a lie down, najed sprogs is one thing but naked ladies with striped pointy hats................thats really something else.

just to the

to start a new

The men! are leaving Mme Kat, you spells are too poweful.

What's the snooker balls for, Mme Woolly?

in the clouds

Is this a........

Woolleycat, I'm going to haveto have a lie down cos Keeps seeing a naked sprog.

SQ xxxxx

P.S. Foxy and Wolfy aint here cos they went on a coach trip to the Spillers factory. Should be back later on though.

I believe it's called Desert.

Wandering Palms

I have desert disease Madame Woolleycay.

PS. What are Innuendos? A make of electrical equipment?

Devilled Kidneys

Naked Chav