Madame is seeking ze 'Night Nurse' yes?

Louis

does the job

Shall Louis fetch Madames mink coat?

Alors Madame, alls well that ends well.

Can I not ave the whiskas instead of ze kittycat tonite Madam?

brass rubbings

araldite not erudite

And spreads himself

Madame, al is foriven, a little misunderstandings pearhaps, but Louis is no match for Benidorm man, les Spanish pa, I will breathe the garlic fumes on zem.

Until later Madam.

Louis

Anne Summers

Madame, Ma 'eart it weaps wiz jjoy, I ave NOT been trown away like ze sock of oold. Oh ow could I tink of such a ting about yu Madame, yu who saved me from a fate wors zen death, forgive me for tinking ill of you madam.

I shall return immediately (iz zat ow you say it), wiz ma baggarge and of course, your fayvorite biscits of ze hobby wotsits.

Your barth it will await your return, your feets I will massage with the oils of cloves. I ask for nothing else but ze pleasure to kepp Madame appy and contented.

Umble Louis.

Madame, are you sure zat zey are NOT Emus?

Alors Madame, More zan a coat I am tinking!!!

Gleam in her

extra marital

Never mind the wheelie bin, what did I say that I shouldn't have

Pizza I know, but what is this sider?

last nite I ad to console the widow next door as her chat had suffered a mishap. We spent an enjoyable night making...ow you say....ze mud pies and this mornings we make the cream cakes, you Madame, nevar told me what YOU like to do wiz ze cakes of creme and ze glace cherries.

Until much later

Louis

My cat it returned with alf its fur mizzing, the uzzer alf stuck up in ze air and its derriere all covered in ze pinkness and iz noze all runny.

Haz 'e been in YOUR garden Mme Duchesse.

Louis

Bankers........do run the hospitals as well as the whole of the NHS.

Butlins

Terrys All Gold

and proceeded to

Ma accent is lake ze vind..............poof...........it is gone.

I zink you angels ave dirty faces...or is zat two faces? No matter, I shall go an pack ma valise (case of suits Madam) and leave for pastures new, somvere where ma talents will be apppreshiated and my afflections not toiyed vith.

Louid de Crappe

pooh

Madame I am open to offers an would be delighted to attend you ousefaor an interview.

Please tell me madame is zis true, you like to do things wiz creme cakes and glace cherries?

Louis, or you may call me what you wish

lego ......