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An ode to Robdblynd

 

but because you are cheeky, and taking the mick,

you can do MY housework as well, and you had better be QUICK !

 

Now Baz my love, you know you must

Get rid of all of Queenie's dust,

Mop the floors and make the beds,

Soothe her brow & stroke her head.

If you please her well enough

By doing all the boring stuff,

She will reward you royally

By letting you sit at her knee

Where she will entertain you boy

By making you her latest toy.

She tease & flatter, soothe and stir

And get your senses in a whir.

She might even make you prince,

Oh the joy, hey no, don't wince,

You might like being pampered pet

Of the Queen of Smut e'er yet.

So why not try it Bazzy lad,

Forget this macho cr*ppy fad,

Come be the pampered Harem slave

Of Queenie T, come, be her fave. :D

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Alors a MAN who faights back, is very corrects Queenie, while you play wiz yore mouse, who cleans the ouse?

Also Madame Queenie, you will get a cold on your chest if you do not cover up. Why so much nakedness wiz all ze angels, it is like the 'Place Pigalle' on a Tueday naight.

 

Louis

 

My house is cleaned beautifully thank you SB, by a man.

 

And as for clothes, now why cover a beautiful body, as they say .... if you've got it, flaunt it. My chest is well covered thank you, so no worries about catching colds.

 

Angels are beautiful people, why would they need clothes?

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i hear your cry,

i hear it loud,

to be your pet,

i would be proud,

but just to be,

a harlem slave,

i'm too much much man, so please behave,

i do not share,

i take whats mine,

i dont queue up,

or stand in line,

a prince you say,

now, that seems fair,

but only if i live alone,

with my princess there,

sword by my side,

willing to serve,

any challengers who,

dare have the nerve,

to take me on,

and steal my fair beauty,

for i am the prince,

and i have the duty,

to honour and obey,

for my keep,

and then after my duty,

i go to sleep,

but not to deeply,

so as not to hear,

any other challenger, who tries to get near,

with a swipe and a stab,

and the battle is done,

and then back to me sack,

to carry on with the fun.

 

my poem to robdblynd

Please note that although my advice is offered, you should consult your legal representative before taking ANY action.

 

 

have a nice day !!

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ohh dear i can see ill have to get out my feather quill and ponder over my verses ill be back maybe not tonight anyone got a dictionary ;)monseuir louis wheres that poem book what rhymes with that :pkiaxxx

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Oh mercy me, how wonderful,

A Prince to guard my honour.

Defend, protect and adore me,

Oh Bazak, are you gonna

Come over here and sit by me

And be my troubadour?

Will fyou fight all intruders off?

And sleep guarding the door?

Will you be true to me alone

And guard me day and night?

Will you those demons chase away

With all your manly might?

If you say yes to all these things

And keep me safe from harm,

Then you my loving Prince will be

I just hope your sack is warm!!!

Cos it's no fun in cold sackcloth

Upon this winter's day,

But warm & cosy, that's more like

In every kind of way.

Your duty's won't be heavy,

Your tasks will all be fair,

Just don't get up above yourself

Prince Bazak, have a care.

Cos while you're in my service

Your loyalties must be

Only, forever and always,

To me, and me and me.

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ohh such a sweetie louis ;)kiaxxxx ps nite louis and all the angels and my queen T see u tomorrow kia needs that night nurse now and my hot water bot bots louis xxx

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Well why not - better than anything going:rolleyes: You lot seem to have the triangle so will sit back and hover! HOVER NOT HOOVER don't do that v often - maybe go surfing and find me a new slave! Do like Cornwall - many a year down there and also ex oh born down there and said dad buried over the bridge in Plymouth

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Well why not - better than anything going:rolleyes: You lot seem to have the triangle so will sit back and hover! HOVER NOT HOOVER don't do that v often - maybe go surfing and find me a new slave! Do like Cornwall - many a year down there and also ex oh born down there and said dad buried over the bridge in Plymouth

 

you can visit me as well if you like hun...............I'm 35 miles from Plymouth on the English side of the river:p :rolleyes:

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OOOh CF at least you are loyal as am I - angels other seem to be doing the flirty dirty stuff - feel a culling / telling off - mishief maker I am not ;)

 

 

 

WK............we don't mind a bit of mischief on this thread hun.:p :p

 

 

and flirty,dirty stuff is de rigeur as well:p

 

but it never hurts to have a little telling off /culling to encourage the others.I go away for a couple of days, and they're off flirtying and dirtying behind my back with any old Tom Dick and Harry.......you must maintain some standards girls please:D

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Have they got any :D

 

 

WK...............that's harsh:o :o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but fair:p :p :p

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Of course I never flirt;) And don't yet know any Tom Dick or Harry - any phone numbers???

 

 

Neither do I hun:p :p :p

 

 

 

and I've got numbers for Tom and Harry, but can't help you with the numbers for the other;) :D

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Neither do I hun:p :p :p

 

 

 

and I've got numbers for Tom and Harry, but can't help you with the numbers for the other;) :D

well i thought i was funny ill get me coat mind when monsuier sees this outfit hell get it for me :Dkiaxxx
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well any comments anyone like dislike i cant deciede if i go on like this ill go mad ive looked at that many angels ive gone angel mad :Dkiaxx

 

 

 

kia...................please will you go back to the fluttery one;)

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which one was that then i forget which ive had so many going dizzy now remind me sausage one that got voted ;)out think i can always wear me coat :Dor get a bag kiaxxx

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