The worlds local bank

[Castlebest]

Ok a bit of fun for all of you waiting 14 or 28 days with nothing better to do other than worry you have done it right, trust me you have or at least we can sort it even the Martin and BBC ex-acolytes

We have a phrase "the world’s local bank" we need an anagram using all of the letters but only once (unless it’s very funny and preferably rude).

The prize is you will get your money back tell everyone you know

pete

[lateralus]

well, pete, seeing as the word bank and the w are all there - no prizes for the first obvious one - and it won't come from me - i'm a ladeeee.

[freakyleaky]

The Law Scar Knob Doll!

[katy83]

I don't know why I'm trying to think this earily in the morning!

 

Also I am crap at anagrams ummm

[Spiceskull]

Starters for ten, or even twenty, for HSBC: plus a few others...

[freakyleaky]

A Slack Blown Lord

BACK LAWN SOD ROLL!

'Black death rolls now.'

[rbrears]

How about:

 

WE TORCH ALL OLD BANKS

[givememymoney]

And this for starters:

 

The Law an Dr Bollocks

[nettyg]

how about this then..... hsbc are a bunch of complete

ooops!!!

[lateralus]

netty! that's not an anagram!

[nettyg]

oh i know!!!! it's late and i'm tired lol

but while i'm trying to think of an anagram i might come up with a little 'ditty' instead.... is that ok

brb

[nettyg]

ok...

 

in the golden old days of the 'midland'

you could speak to a person in england

but gone are those days

and now 6+ statements are mislaid!!

and they're probably buried in finland

:o

(sorry) lol

[lateralus]

how's this:

roll back the lawn sod

[nettyg]

i think you've all lost the plot (rolling about laughing)

[nettyg]

A Bad Clerk Shown Toll

[nettyg]

i'm going to bed... i'm finding this more stressful than my claim lol

[lateralus]

sod the cola bankroll

[LoidPhil]

"Bo$$ocks, warn the lad" for when your son contemplates opening an account with them.

 

Also "Breakdown Sloth Call" for when you feel like crying and giving up after having been put on hold for 40 minutes by Leeds Service Centre; something we can all relate to!

[pinkduchess]

old crabs knelt low

[Castlebest]

Gawd im glad I started this thread

[rbrears]

Bored in my lunch hour - soooo

 

1. A blond hack rots well

2. All blond cheats work

3. A bald clerk howls not

 

4. The no nonsense range from a new supplier of top quality garden furniture:

 

Hard Bollock Lawn Set

 

5. Something you dont want to find on you:

 

A dark swollen blotch

[freakyleaky]

sooooo..........????

 

Go-on, tell us?

You know you want to!!!!!!!!!!

[rbrears]

Ha ha freaky - my fat fingers hit return before I'd finished - now edited

[freakyleaky]

LOL:lol: :lol: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lateralus]

HSBC dollar won't leak