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Ok a bit of fun for all of you waiting 14 or 28 days with nothing better to do other than worry you have done it right, trust me you have or at least we can sort it even the Martin and BBC ex-acolytes

We have a phrase "the world’s local bank" we need an anagram using all of the letters but only once (unless it’s very funny and preferably rude).

The prize is you will get your money back :eek: tell everyone you know :D

pete

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Starters for ten, or even twenty, for HSBC: plus a few others...

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BACK LAWN SOD ROLL!

'Black death rolls now.'

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oh i know!!!! it's late and i'm tired lol

but while i'm trying to think of an anagram i might come up with a little 'ditty' instead.... is that ok

brb

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ok...

 

in the golden old days of the 'midland'

you could speak to a person in england

but gone are those days

and now 6+ statements are mislaid!!

and they're probably buried in finland

:o

(sorry) lol

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"Bo$$ocks, warn the lad" for when your son contemplates opening an account with them.

 

Also "Breakdown Sloth Call" for when you feel like crying and giving up after having been put on hold for 40 minutes by Leeds Service Centre; something we can all relate to!

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1. A blond hack rots well

2. All blond cheats work

3. A bald clerk howls not

 

4. The no nonsense range from a new supplier of top quality garden furniture:

 

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sooooo..........????

 

Go-on, tell us?

You know you want to!!!!!!!!!!:)

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LOL:lol: :lol: :lol: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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