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jshtr3 v Lloyds TSB **WON** (no, really!)


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Congrats! At bloomin last!:D

 

Shall I change your thread title to **WON**, or would that be tempting fate?!

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I ain't cute, just furry........... I am no liger - my god - what a big old pussy...... Enjoy the booze - I think it's fair to say you earnt it! How bizarre to have a thread on a parrallel universe...........:confused: Confused - I am not - but others' reading will be............;)

 

Saying that Tally f****** ho once again!:D

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Thankyou Gary, Yes please do:D

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Thanks nic and thanks for your help. Glad it's all over (for now) and looking forward to the pre 6 year one.

 

Calm1 - What would you call it terrible lyrics to terrible tunes?

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You had me stumped for a moment or two and then i thought.............

 

Can anybody find me, somebody to suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!

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I really do hope the neighbours can hear you:D

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I am fortunate, I have no close neighbours - I live on a huge estate with herds of wild wildeebeast roaming, amongst others! Am absolutely mad with money as I have too much to ever spend in my lifetime, because of that I will now offer not just my hair for a syrup, but also the help required to make it happen - this will, of course contain conditions - just because we know eachother through the dark horse.............

 

Once again, my bald friend, I am very generous, and a touch hairy, please do not abuse my friendship and ensure the epilator arrives..............

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How will I know it's definitely your hair and not some you have seruptitiously stolen from the wildeebeast with your fancy plucking device! I suppose the address to send the epilator to is Home, Home on the range.........

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Just address it to calm1 - the postie knows me well!! I would never allow a wildeebeast to furnish your syruping needs - I am and remain a very righteous person! You could, of course come and garden the hair in question yourself, with a decent removal system!!!!

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You could, of course come and garden the hair in question yourself, with a decent removal system!!!!
I would but I fear matting and knotting tremendously!

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No, hair as long as allowed has always been well looked after - there is no problem with matting and knotting. Everything has been combed and platted. What is left, I will give to you as a matter of goodwill, without prejudice and as a full and final settlement to our on-going child maintenance claim. Now stop stalling baldylocks and agree!!!!!!!!!!;)

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I accept all the conditioners except goodwill one and the DNA tests. As long as you keep it confidential and don't tell all the others on the forum and check your PM's I agree to send the plucker without prejudice!

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Do they have to be mens clothes?

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Preferably!

 

I have just about recovered from my boozing of last night and thought I must respond............. How was your head today Whiskey boy???

 

I think you probably were most "shakey in the west":D

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SHHHH, Not too bad now, work was interesting though. Managed to finish early as the customer was ill and glad when all the banging stopped! How are you feeling today? What you got against transvestism :p

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Respnse to the 666 is def required! Do not have a big issue with trannies, in fact, am one of the most undertanding people I know! Would say, with that, a difficult person to be if you are one! WHATEVER :D

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Sorry Misread the post, didn't even realise I had posted that much. Normally I'm the quite one. I suppose 666 just does to prove we all have the devil in us if we tart ourselves around on here long enough:D As for trannies, no I'm not one but my post 666 was related to womens clothes. TBH I have enough problems choosing a pair of jeans and a T-shirt. How you lot choose stuff I'll never know:rolleyes:

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Arghh, it's always difficult..............

 

 

Who cares anyway?

 

I think if it's clean and pressed (optional), hey, it's gott BE ok!!!!!

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Does that mean you'd be willing to go out in a highly polished door bell?:p

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