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A man goes into a bar and says can I have an orange juice and lemonade please?

 

The waiter says – no, we don't do that.

 

The man says do you sell orange juice?

Yes.

Do you sell lemonade?

Yes.

Then simply take a glass and put in some orange juice and some lemonade.

I'm sorry we can't do that.

Then bring me a glass of lemonade and a glass of orange juice and I'll mix them myself.

Yes Sir.

 

 

 

Which country are we in?


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If the bar seves both the orange and the lemonade into the same glass using one of those petrol pump dispensers then the staff may get into trouble for disobeying the company hygiene rules. illogical as this is if they use a clean glass i can see that they are more afraid of losing their job than using common sense

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Nice try – but it has nothing to do with hygiene rules.

 

It has everything to do with being Fwench.


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So if its about being Fwench...could it be Fwance ?:-)


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Extraordinary, my dear Watson!!


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Here's another.

 

Which country is this -

 

 

A man goes up to a sandwich kiosk in a major railway station.

They make ham sandwiches and they make cheese and salad sandwiches.

 

Can I have a ham and salad sandwich please?

No, we can't do that.

But you make ham sandwiches.

Yes

And you make cheese and salad sandwiches.

Yes.

So why can't you simply put some ham and some salad into a piece of bread and sell it to me?

No, we don't do that.


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Not Fwance again ? :becky:


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Now you've gone and spoiled the fun. I may have to unapprove your post

:jaw:


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Just don't ask for a cheddar cheese and pickle sandwhich. Sir we can only provide bread, cheese and pickles separately on a plate. If you choose to combine them, we can't stop you.:madgrin:


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