Over 70s prefer SEX than going to cinema and love Queen and Only Fools and Horses

[Tawnyowl]

Over 70s prefer SEX than going to cinema ... and love Queen and Only Fools and Horses

Many one liners in the article from Fools and horses.

Such as

1 Did you know, 500 years ago this was a green and peaceful area? The old Earl of Peckham had a castle where the Kwik-Fit exhaust centre now stands.

 

Flaxen-haired maidens used to dance round the village maypole of an evening. And then one fateful medieval day, the Trotter clan arrived in a stolen Zephyr.

And as for queen i remember the group starting.Do you?

And Fools and horses.

 

As for sex my daughter thinks anyone over the age of 40 is well past it.

No comment from the owl.

But a joke perhaps.

 

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes.

He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.

" A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked,

So, where does he go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"

 

More.

A third of 70-somethings are still working for a living years after retirement age , according to a survey.

And are carrying debt.

 

And 22% are working full time, despite picking up their bus passes several years ago

 

Quite a good article covering a good few things.

And all of a sudden has made me realise how quick time goes.

So make sure you enjoy it.I am sure you are.

 

A lady i have just been reading about who i find fascinating.

One of her sayings.

“I pity people who can't find laughter or at least some bit of amusement in the little doings of the day.

I believe I could find something ridiculous even in the saddest moment, if necessary.

It has nothing to do with being superficial. It's a matter of joy in life.”

― Sophie Scholl

 

The article.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/money/over-70s-prefer-sex-going-7467869

[Guest]

from Fools and horses

[Guest]

and, a Trigger (RIP) moment

[citizenB]

 

I admit to finding this scene very funny indeed.

[citizenB]

 

 

And 22% are working full time, despite picking up their bus passes several years ago

 

That is because they now don't lose half their wages in travel costs !

[Guest]

I admit to finding this scene very funny indeed.

comedy at its best. better than most of whats around today. and i'm not over (or even near) 70

[tobyjugg2]

At last - something to look forward too.

[Conniff]

This is the one I find very funny