Men DO have the right to stand up and wee, rules German court

[Conniff]

"Sitzpinkler" is a derogatory term used in Germany to describe men who sit to urinate

 

The finding was made when a landlord claimed his tenant had ruined a marble floor by sprinkling it with urine.

 

The disgruntled landlord tried to retain a €3,000 (£2,300) deposit for the damage allegedly caused by his guest's acidic spillage.

Despite growing domestication of men in this matter, urinating while standing up is still widespread

 

But Judge Stefan Hank today ruled that men who stand up to relieve themselves cannot be held to account for any collateral damage.

The Judge conceded that men who chose not to sit "must expect occasional rows with housemates, especially women".

 

However in Germany, the debate over whether men should stand in the toilet continues to rage.

Some toilets in the country bear red traffic-style warnings signs – expressly forbidding the standing position.

 

"Sitzpinkler" – is a derogatory term used for men who decide to rest their legs and urinate.

The insult implies that sitting is not masculine behaviour.

 

"Despite growing domestication of men in this matter, urinating while standing up is still widespread," said Judge Hank in Court in the city of Duesseldorf today.

 

 

That's a shame, it would stop the moans if we all sat down, we could never get told off for leaving the seat up

[king12345]

I had to build a second toilet at home to stop my wife moaning about me not Sitzpinkler.

At last I have my sanctuary where I "relax" in the way I want!

[Sparks_]

However in Germany, the debate over whether men should stand in the toilet continues to rage.

Some toilets in the country bear red traffic-style warnings signs – expressly forbidding the standing position.

Seems this rule is discrimination towards some 'disabled' people!

[unclebulgaria67]

Next CAG campaign. Equal rights for women to have stand up urinals in public toilets ? "She has the right to stand up and wee, when do we want it, wee want it now !"

[silverfox1961]

Next CAG campaign. Equal rights for women to have stand up urinals in public toilets ? "She has the right to stand up and wee, when do we want it, wee want it now !"

 

**Groan**

 

Actually, women can wee standing up. All it takes is a bit of pressure in the right place as one woman showed me ...... Many years ago

[SabreSheep]

is this taking the ****? XD

[king12345]

**Groan**

 

Actually, women can wee standing up. All it takes is a bit of pressure in the right place as one woman showed me ...... Many years ago

 

And then you ended up with your elbows on the table and Vaseline all over your derriere...

[determindator]

There's a lot to take in on this thread:lol:

[Guest]

...... All it takes is a bit of pressure in the right place as one woman showed me ......

 

[Conniff]

is this taking the ****? XD

 

 

 

Magic lol

[colin11]

much easier with one of there

 

 

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