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A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came barrelling down the road, drifted right and completely tore off the driver'sdoor. Fortunately, a cop was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the now door-less Porsche with his lights flashing.

 

 

 

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his precious Porsche, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again, would never be the same. And that being an attorney, he was going to sue the truck driver, his employer and even his drivers education teacher!

 

 

 

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief, "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are!" he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

 

 

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

 

 

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

 

 

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. . . "My Rolex!"


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