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For all diabetics!!! Irish Sugar Test

 

One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.

 

He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.

 

"Could you taste this for me, please? “The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.

 

"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.

 

"No, not at all," says the chemist.

 

"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar

 

 

 

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I guess the only person who would be offended is the chemist.

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CB, that's in poor taste.:madgrin:

 

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3: Feel Bullied by Creditors or Debt Collectors? Read Here

4: Staying Calm About Debt  Read Here

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3: Banking Conduct of Business Regulations - The Hidden Rules

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:lol:

 

 

Message received :

Oi misses, sum o th boyes is a bit tearful no daes foun smmon to read that joike

we ain alus tick a youse tink wee R, we nose thar t get test fa suga youse has ta see

thos drs Tait n Loiyal so leav off!!

 

 

Marty (watch yer kneecaps Mc G.

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