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A friend emailed this...

 

 

 

Creating your password can be fraught:-

 

 

Please set a password to register for our website.

 

cabbage

 

Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

 

boiled cabbage

 

Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

 

1 boiled cabbage

 

Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

 

50soddingboiledcabbages

 

Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

 

50SODDINGboiledcabbages

 

Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

 

50SoddingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourRectum,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessImmediately

 

Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

 

NowIAmGettingReallyHackedOff50SoddingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourRectumIfYou

DontGiveMeAccessImmediately

 

 

 

Sorry, that password is already in use.

 

 

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:lol: Thanks antone, I have forwarded that link to the friend who sent the original email.

 

They got this bit right...

 

 

Through 20 years of effort, we have successfully trained everyone to use

passwords that are hard for humans to remember, but easy for computers to

guess

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Dealing with Customer Service Departments? - read the CAG Guide first

1: Making a PPI claim ? - Q & A's and spreadsheets for single premium policy - HERE

2: Take back control of your finances - Debt Diaries

3: Feel Bullied by Creditors or Debt Collectors? Read Here

4: Staying Calm About Debt  Read Here

5: Forum rules - These have been updated - Please Read

BCOBS

1: How can BCOBS protect you from your Banks unfair treatment

2: Does your Bank play fair - You can force your Bank to play Fair with you

3: Banking Conduct of Business Regulations - The Hidden Rules

4: BCOBS and Unfair Treatment - Common Examples of Banks Behaving Badly

5: Fair Treatment for Credit Card Holders and Borrowers - COBS

Advice & opinions given by citizenb are personal, are not endorsed by Consumer Action Group or Bank Action Group, and are offered informally, without prejudice & without liability. Your decisions and actions are your own, and should you be in any doubt, you are advised to seek the opinion of a qualified professional.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME TO GIVE ADVICE BY PM - IF YOU PROVIDE A LINK TO YOUR THREAD THEN I WILL BE HAPPY TO OFFER ADVICE THERE:D

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Give this a go

 

 

Pick a number, pick an animal, pick an action and pick a place

 

 

Write them with the action in caps

 

 

so something like 3monkeysSHOOTINGthewhitehouse

 

 

so you get a little story that a human brain finds easy to remember.

 

 

Check that on this website - https://howsecureismypassword.net/

 

 

it would take a computer 75 decillion years to crack that, yet you remember it instantly!

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