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What songs have made you laugh because well they are just silly. Who remembers Benny hill and Ting a ling a loo..

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Shut upp your face, Joe Dolce ( not sure on spelling )


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I've got a brand new combine harvester! Worrzels


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Orvilles Song with Keith Harris.. hard to believe this one got to number 4 in 1982

 

 

Orville’s Song

Orville: I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t,

Keith: You can,

Orville: I can’t!

Orville: I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can’t,

Keith: You can,

Orville: I can’t!

Keith: Look, Orville,

Orville: Yes?

Keith: Nothing that you can say

Will change how I feel today:

I know that we’ll never part;

Now hear what I’m saying, Orville?

Orville: Yes?

Keith: Who is your very best friend?

Orville: You are.

Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.

Orville: Thank you.

 

Orville: I wish that I had a mummy and dad but I don’t,

Keith: You don’t?

Orville: I don’t!

Orville: I often pretend my sadness will end but it won’t,

Keith: It will,

Orville: I won’t!

Keith: Look, Orville,

Orville: Yes?

Keith: Now that I’m here with you,

There’s nothing that you can’t do,

So why don’t you make a start

And hear what I’m saying, Orville?

Orville: Yes?

Keith: Who is your very best friend?

Orville: You are.

Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.

Orville: Ahhh…

 

Orville: So does this mean although I’m green

And not exactly bright,

You want to care and will be there

To tuck me in at night?

Keith: Well, I’ll always be there, Orville!

 

Orville: The other birds laugh and say that I’m daft and I am,

Keith: You’re not!

Orville: I am!

Orville: They tease me a lot and call me a clot and I am,

Keith: You’re not!

Orville: I am!

Keith: Look, Orville?

Orville: Yes?

Keith: Nothing that you can say

Will change how I feel today:

I know that we’ll never part;

Now hear what I’m saying, Orville?

Orville: Yes?

Keith: Who is your very best friend?

Orville: You are.

Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.

 

[spoken]

Orville: Thank you. ‘Cos I’ve got a broken heart, haven’t I?

Keith: Yes, I know, but I’m going to help you mend it.

Orville: You, you will do it, won’t you. You’ll help me?

Keith: Of course.

Orville: ‘Cos you love me, don’t you?

Keith: We all love you, Orville.

Orville: How, how, how much do you love me?

Keith: Ooh… this much!

Orville: As much as that?

Keith: Yeah.

Orville: Ahhh… my broken heart.

 

 


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This one is very funny, but it is very, very, very, very rude. Don't look for it if you are easily offended and don't like four letter words:

 

Do you **** on first dates? Kevin Wilson.

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Orvilles Song with Keith Harris.. hard to believe this one got to number 4 in 1982

 

It didn't make me laugh. I wanted to strangle it.

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hagga do, black lace, irritating song

 

Ernie, fastest milkman in the west, Benny Hill


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rama dama ding dong

barbie girl


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lol

 

cheeky song,

 

 

can think of a lot of worse/awful songs! one being Sky scraper! and Skyfall


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Are you allowed to say that on here? :lol:

 

Lucky we know you are a girl, otherwise we would think you were boasting!

 

Perhaps she has a toy. lol..

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Perhaps she has a toy. lol..

 

You cheeky sod!

 

I did wonder if I would be able to say it, or whether it would be censored.

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My Boomerang Won't Come Back.

Charlie Drake.

 

 

My all time favourite though is Baby Sitting Boogie by Buzz Clifford, because the baby gurgling always made me laugh. Came out a couple of years before I was born, but our next door neighbours had a copy and used to play it quite a lot!

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my ding a ling!


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Y m c a


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