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I've just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge.... AND THEYRE OFF!

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Boom tish!! :-D

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There will be a runner in the Grand National sponsored by Tesco's, it is called Burgeroff

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one day they hope to stop Horseing around

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You dont want to eat them mate.

 

They will give you the trotts.

I Wish you everything you wish yourself.

 

NatWest Claimed £1,639. Accepted £1,344.

Natwest Paid me again as GOGW £1,656. Yes they can have it back if they say please.

Barclays 1 Claimed £1,260. Won by default. Paid in full

Barclays 2 Claimed £2,378. Won by default. Paid in full

Birmingham Midshires. Claimed £2,122. Accepted £2,075.

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When asked what i wanted on my Tesco burger, i replied, £5 each way.

I Wish you everything you wish yourself.

 

NatWest Claimed £1,639. Accepted £1,344.

Natwest Paid me again as GOGW £1,656. Yes they can have it back if they say please.

Barclays 1 Claimed £1,260. Won by default. Paid in full

Barclays 2 Claimed £2,378. Won by default. Paid in full

Birmingham Midshires. Claimed £2,122. Accepted £2,075.

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Tesco are giving away double clubcard points on petrol and burgers starting Monday.The deal is called only Fuel and Horses

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Gone but never forgotten,Little Miss Sunshine, Alisha Marie. 15/12/2005 ~ ~ 13/02/2006

Our  beloved Dalmatian Jazz,  gone to join Wal at Rainbow Bridge, hope you are now pain free .  20/9/2005 ~ ~ 24/3/2019

 

 

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Burgers are not good for you. They have a high Shergar content.

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After a bad week of sales Tesco have tried to turn back the clock by recruiting an old celebrity chef,

not sure the Galloping Gourmet was the right choice.

 

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges

 

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I think somebody may be sending me death threats.

Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow

 

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges

 

Being poor is like being a Pelican. No matter where you look, all you see is a large bill.

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If you think Tesco Burgers are nice, you should try their meatballs.

 

They're the dogs [naughty word].

 

 

 

They now sell Quarter Pandas.

 

 

 

The woman who ate the first Tesco Burger is still in hospital

Her condition is described as stable.

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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not a joke but did they test mcdonalds?

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if ive been helpful kick my scales, if ive been unhelpful kick the scales of the person more helpful :eek:

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don't know for sure. according to that article those 'trimmings' are 'banned for human consumption' in the uk, only allowed in things like dog food.

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