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50 Sheds Of Grey

We tried various positions - round the back, on the side, up against a wall...

 

but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.

 

She stood before me, trembling in my shed.

"I'm yours for the night," she gasped, "You can do whatever you want with me."

So I took her to McDonalds

 

She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came.

 

I moaned with pleasure..... Now for the other boot.

 

Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles.

She still manages to get into the shed, though.

 

"Put on this rubber suit and mask," I instructed, calmly.

"Mmmm, kinky!" she purred.

"Yes," I said, "You can't be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof."

 

"I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished."

So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.

 

"Harder!" she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. "Harder!"

"Okay," I said. "What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?"

 

I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window.

Despite my concerns about my inexperience .... my rhubarb had come up a treat.

 

"Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded, brandishing stilettos.

"I think so," I gulped. "Here we go, then," she said, and showed me the receipt.

 

"Hurt me!" she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.

"Very well," I replied..... "You've got fat ankles and no dress sense."

 

"Are you sure you want this?" I asked. "When I'm done, you won't be able to sit down for weeks."

She nodded.

"Okay," I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay.

 

"Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!"

"Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

 

"Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously, " she said, gently, massaging my back as we listened to her Coldplay CD.


 

 

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"Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously, " she said, gently, massaging my back as we listened to her Coldplay CD.

 

LMAO!! :lol:


"Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me". Martin Niemöller

 

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Brilliant!


 

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Love it!


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I was in a garden centre/gift shop thingie last weekend, and I actually saw the book that this is from for sale...it has one paragraph to a page, with a picture of...yes, a grey shed on the other side.


"Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me". Martin Niemöller

 

"A vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done. A person ignorant of the possibility of failure can be a half-brick in the path of the bicycle of history". - Terry Pratchett

 

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