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Goddness me, I have been very unwell and I think insane also!

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Well hello fellow Caggers

 

I have been incredibly unwell, my nerves just uped and left me for a while, then, when they came back, temporarily, I thought, what the hell happene there? I woke up in the North Pole, surrounded by ice and thought What am I doing here?

 

Next thing I know, back in the middle of the Earth. Does this mean I am bi-polar.

 

And now I'm stuck, stuck in the middle with you - A1.

 

Yes, something happened alright, let me tell you now; somethings gotten hold of my haaaaand, taking me off to a far away land.

 

I'm here, you are there, tell me your troubles and I will do all I can to make themn worse - HO HO HO, Merry Christmas already.

 

Point me in the right direction, not one direction.

 

Kind regards

 

Godzilla

 

The Mould

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I woke up in the North Pole, surrounded by ice and thought What am I doing here?

 

Its amazing what bank charges will drive some folk to.

 


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Well I don't know why I came here tonight,

I got the feeling that something ain't right,

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,

Clowns to the left of me,

Jokers to the right, here I am,

Stuck in the middle with you.

 

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,

And I'm wondering what it is I should do,

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,

Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

 

Well you started out with nothing,

And you're proud that you're a self made man,

And your friends, they all come crawlin,

Slap you on the back and say,

Please.... Please.....

 

Trying to make some sense of it all,

But I can see that it makes no sense at all,

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,

'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

 

Well you started out with nothing,

And you're proud that you're a self made man,

And your friends, they all come crawlin,

Slap you on the back and say,

Please.... Please.....

 

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,

I got the feeling that something ain't right,

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,

Clowns to the left of me,

Jokers to the right, here I am,

Stuck in the middle with you,

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,

Stuck in the middle with you.


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Ah hello The Mould, where have you been?

 

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Ah hello The Mould, where have you been?

 

I woke up in the North Pole,


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I used to be really indecisive... Now I'm not so sure!

 

My doctor says I'm paranoid and suffering from multiple personality disorder... well... he didn't actually say this, but we both knew thats what he was thinking.


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My doctor says I'm paranoid and suffering from multiple personality disorder... well... he didn't actually say this, but we both knew thats what he was thinking.

Thief! That's Stewart Francis material that is! :jaw:

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It's actually my tame version of a Roy "Chubby" Brown joke that goes:

 

"my doctor says I'm an abusive paranoid... but what does that £$%$£$% $%^£$% know? He's trying to kill me anyway!"

 

so I'd guess I've reverted the joke back to it's original form :p


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